The Great Big Trolls Thread

Abcdefg...

 

Please, no more pudding for the children.

 

What do you mean no more oranges?

 

I should have known you already knew them.

 

*picks her nose while no one is watching*

 

random thought..... I love sunsets

 

i heard snakes are great for colon cleansing

 

Wow, you're right... they are very pink and shiny.

 

Look Theo, a red robin.

 

If those get any colder, they may break.

 

John has a long moustache.

The chair is against the wall.

Silly Sally said seventeen silly strange syllables.

 

Are we there yet?

 

I have to tinkle.

 

Bread and butter go good together, unlike tomatoes and shampoo.

 

I traded it for these magic beans.

 

Your height is the same as the distance betwixt your fingertips when your arms are held horizontal, while the length of your foot is the same as the distance from the inside of your elbow to the point that your hand & wrist meet. (and by the way...for some reason the word 'meet' looks funny)

 

didn't you know suzanne was going to baskin robbins? surely the flood will carry your books home after school yesterday.

 

I snorted a line of cookie dough

 

the flock of sheep swam through rainbow farms like a skittle bean until uncle frank shot them with his heavy gum flosser

 

You're not portuguese!

Brownie points to the one that knows what movie that's from.