the funniest shit you will ever read

i was going to save that story til i was high but i read it and it was jsut what i needed to cheer me up(had a bad day) ...that shit is hilarious. i love how he says that dr dre did the chronic because the bible says to smoke pot.

 

What up j
hope your day wasnt too bad man. Mine hasnt been great either, and I am out of pot. But I just blazed some nasty ass resin and that definitely brightened my day...

Yeah dude that shit was hilarious about dre

 

That's hilarious. I'm gonna enlarge that and print it out sometime.

Ahh... tubgirl. That is one bastard website from the depths of hell. Its like an entire horror movie/porno condensed into one picture. It really just left me in shock for about three hours the first time I saw it...

I'm totally writing a paper like that someday. Probably won't have the balls to turn it in, but I'll write it for fun while I'm high.

 

Now I have to go look at this site.

 

Fuck. Why did I do that.

 

Tubgirl?

Seriously man, don't do it. Not pleasant or worth it in a single aspect.

 

Haha, shit, bro. Looks like I was about thirty seconds too late.


There's tubboy, lemonparty, goatse. All these nasty sites like that that people show other people just to piss them off. Its really disgusting shit.

 

Oh but you know human curiousity always makes us look haha. The funniest part about that picture was the fact that they bothered to blur out her pussy lmao

 

Haha yeah you posted at the same time. Great now I'm going to have to look at that other shit. Have you ever seen rotten.com? That is some nasty shit.

 

Yeah I didn't look long enough when I saw it to see what they blurred out. In a split second I was just like "AHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DIAHAREA ON HER FACE WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING" and I turned off my monitor and pressed ctrl-alt-delete until I was sure my computer was restarted. I was scared to click on anything for like two months.

 

I've seen a few things on rotten. Its pretty messed up. I don't like to go there often, I went there to see the Iraqi soldier abuse thing, very graphic and messed up, but i can handle that sort of thing. Lemonparty is a bunch of old men teabagging each other and having an orgy. Your curiosity can't possible be that strong... I've never seen it but I've read about it. There's a whole wikipedia list on shock sites like this.

 

hahahaha, that's fuckin hilarious bro