The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

Keep honking, I'm reloading
​

 

"guns kill people just like spoons made rosie o'donnell fat"

 

I had an idea for a custom bumper sticker:

DRUGS MAKE YOU
thirsty​

or

STOP PLATE TECTONICS​

 

"Jesus would slap the shit out of you"......

 

I like it

 

if youre looking for your cat,check under my tires

 

Do not disturb
I'm disturbed enough already

.
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I'm driving fast because I really have to poop.

 

I'm not speeding
I'm qualifying​

 

I saw "Rod Blagojevich '12" on I86 in new york.

I'm assuming (and really hoping) it was a joke. It made me laugh.

 

UFOs are real
The Air Force doesn't exist​

 

LOLOLOLOL! That's rich, man!

 

Only motorcyclists truly understand
why dogs hang their heads out car windows​

 

1) What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?

2)Phukengruven

 

I live in my own world
They know me there
​

 

Those who think it can't be done
shouldn't interrupt those actually doing it​

 

im not wearing pants
i have that one, actually

 

Honk your horn
if you love getting shot at​

 

I've got a nice body. Its ground up and in the trunk

 

best one I ever saw said "Have an Orgy" and it had a picture of like 6 people have sex