The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

There's a lot Jesus saves stickers.
Like:
Jesus saves.....
at First National Bank

 

Or maybe just:
DO NOT ENTER
If you don't know how to drive!

 

Dig it Older Water Brother.

You reminded me of one I saw a while back----I found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time.


You probably remember the one that said----I found it.

I liked all the ones that came after it: I lost it, I am it, I hid it, I stole it...

 

Funny you should mention that. At the same time there was an ad for Eve cigarettes that said: there's a little Eve in every women. A friend and I were standing outside a club when he pointed to two billboards next to each other, one said: there's a little Eve in every women and the one next to it said: I found it! If only we’d had a camera.

 

I just saw one on my way into Starbucks:

VISUALIZE
Using your turn signal

 

If you dont have airbags..GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS. ..

 

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

 

One of my personal favorites. I drive for a living and one of the guys I work with has it on his bumper and it makes me smile everytime I see it.

 

How about:

I'm pro-choice
I just think it should be done
before conception not after​

 

How about:

Save the Whales
Collect the whole set​

 

Filthy Stinking Rich
(2 out of 3 ain't bad)

OUT OF MY MIND
(back in 5 minutes)

 

I Don't Suffer from Insanity
I enjoy every minute of It​

 

If The Screams From
My Trunk Bother You
TURN UP YOUR RADIO

 

I would like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa,
not screaming crying like the 4 other people in the car.

 

Free Tibetans
while offer lasts​

 

Thats a good one.

 

The bumper stickers
are the only thing
holding the car together​

 

my other car is at home, and ill ride him all day long

of course im driving, im too drunk to walk

 

I've seen this one!!
This has got to be the all time best, man!

 

As a matter of fact
I do own the road​