The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

Bought one a few years ago when shopping in geelong.

Warning this car farts

 

As seen recently:​

I'll believe corporations are people
when Texas executes one​

 

"I narcanned your honor student."

 

Perhaps I am sick.
But I did like these!

 

Sex appeal..........Please give generously.

In the rear window of a pink Rolls Royce, owned by an extremely extrovert night club owner friend of ours.

 

The basis of comedy can simply be described as "Laughing at other peoples misfortunes".
So don't worry, Nothing sick about your comment.

 

Thank you for your kind comments there Wil.
But there is so much political correctness about now, and far too many people seem to want to be offended.
By anyone or anything.
It is sad that I felt I needed to add my little ‘rider’.

 

As seen recently:​

Elect a Clown
Expect a Circus​

 

I saw one on a fancy car that read, Don't Judge Me By My Car...My Real Prize is in Heaven. I laughed at how fucking awful it was.

 

no matter where you go,
there you are

its not the little green pieces of paper
that are unhappy

if we had a rail transportation system
you wouldn't be stuck in traffic​

 

whatever they pulled out of their ass ten minuets ago,
but only if they think someone else will pay them for it.

 

I'm schizophrenic and so am I

 

Medicated for your protection

 

I'm not sure exactly... Think about swirled peas

 

It's a word play on " Think about World Peace"

 

As seen recently:

My Other Ride
Is a Tardis​

 

If you're going to ride my ass, at least have the courtesy to pull my hair.

 

When God made man... she was having a laugh.

Bet you wish your wife was this dirty...

You say bitch like it's a bad thing..

 

As seen recently:

Anyone Else
For President​

 

Generation gap humor;

This vehicle equipped with a millennial anti-theft device-
Manual transmission.