The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by AncientHippie, Jul 7, 2007.

  1. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

    Messages:
    2,337
    Likes Received:
    87
    My dad has one on the back of his camper, it says

    Back off or I'll flush.
     
  2. Ducati1198

    Ducati1198 Banned

    Messages:
    41
    Likes Received:
    2
    "Jesus is my co-pilot, and we're cruising for pussy"
     
  3. junglejack

    junglejack aiko aiko

    Messages:
    1,703
    Likes Received:
    31
    This one is pretty good:)
     
  4. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    Remember the swine flu epidemic a few years back? I saw this bumper sticker shortly after Obama was elected in 08:

    [​IMG]
     
  5. junglejack

    junglejack aiko aiko

    Messages:
    1,703
    Likes Received:
    31
    [​IMG]
    Remenber this one "Who are the Grateful Dead and why do they keep following me?">
    always saw one at a show
     
  6. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    10,073
    Likes Received:
    138
    As seen recently:
    Help to reduce road rage
    Get out of the fucking way
     
    1 person likes this.
  7. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    Messages:
    62
    Likes Received:
    105
    I always like the

    Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick.

    :D
     
  8. Candybuttons

    Candybuttons Sweet Member

    Messages:
    984
    Likes Received:
    981
    -I got a perfect body but its in the trunk beginning to smell.

    - watch out for the idiot behind me.

    - Honk if one of my kids flies out.

    - dyslexics are toeple poo!
     
  9. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    Trump is my nigga... [​IMG]
     
  10. jpdonleavy

    jpdonleavy Members

    Messages:
    1,443
    Likes Received:
    378
    Everything that's happened up to now
     
  11. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    10,073
    Likes Received:
    138
    Just quoting the bumper sticker I saw, not making a political statement. I make those in the political forums. [​IMG]
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    "my other car is a piece of shit too"
     
  13. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    Messages:
    14,192
    Likes Received:
    2,776
    Benny go home.

    Also I always wanted to make one that says something like

    "If you wanted to be in front of me you should have left home earlier"
     
  14. Crystal_Nocked

    Crystal_Nocked Members

    Messages:
    423
    Likes Received:
    109
    "My child beat-up your Honor Student."

    And I love the metal magnet of the Dinosaur taking a big bite out of that Christian fish! LOL

    Also......you know those stickers like "26.2" or "13.1" where people want to let everyone know they're runners" So....I saw one the other day that said "0.0"
     
  15. riverman18

    riverman18 solid gold brass

    Messages:
    303
    Likes Received:
    171
    Trust me, you're a great dancer - Tequila
     
    2 people like this.
  16. amber adam

    amber adam Members

    Messages:
    18
    Likes Received:
    8
    Hahaha. [​IMG] I think i will borrowing this. Made my day, because it is somewhat true.
     
  17. Scratched

    Scratched Members

    Messages:
    866
    Likes Received:
    254
  18. Banned Drama Queen

    Banned Drama Queen Idiot

    Messages:
    142
    Likes Received:
    62
    "My delinquent is screwing your honor roll student"
     
    1 person likes this.
  19. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

    Messages:
    9,578
    Likes Received:
    6,215
    "I'm Burning the Fuel Your Hybrid Saves"

    Also, because I'm a New Hampshire native, "Bumpah Stickah"
     
    kinked and Orison like this.
  20. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    34,218
    Likes Received:
    26,293
    On the back of a horse trailer... "Don't be what you see"
     
    themnax and Scratched like this.

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice