The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by AncientHippie, Jul 7, 2007.

  1. OlderWaterBrother

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    Ask me about
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  2. farmout

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    Non-judgement day is near!
     
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    As seen today:
    Ask your Doctor if you should take
    medical advice from a TV commercial.
     
  5. Mountain Valley Wolf

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    A t-shirt seen in London:

    Good Girls go to Heaven
    Bad Girls go to London


    Below it was a picture of Lindsey Lohan.
     
  6. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Saw this in a book of 1960s American cars:-

    "SORRY ABOUT MY DRIVING-I'M RELOADING"
     
  7. OlderWaterBrother

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    As seen on a rusted out 80's chev van...

    "Don't laugh, your daughter might be in here"
     
  9. farmout

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    My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student!.....;-D
     
  10. OlderWaterBrother

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    In the beginning
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  11. Mountain Valley Wolf

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    This is one I didn't see, but thought that it would be funny after seeing the typical one you do see: 'Proud Parent of a Colorado State Penitentiary Honor Student.' Or, 'My son is an honor student at the California State Penitentiary.'

    I thought, wow----the penal system could make money off of this, just put the name of the local prison in the proper spot, have the prisoners print them up, and sell them to tourists...
     
  12. Manservant Hecubus

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    Seen today:

    The Hokey Pokey...
    What if it IS what it's all about
     
  13. OlderWaterBrother

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    I got this car for my wife
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  14. Revenant79

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    "If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now."

    Not sure it was a bumper sticker. Saw it years ago, and it might have been a billboard out in Mojave.
     
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    Support your local white boy

    Surrender the booty (with a pirate flag)

    -on the same truck
     
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    ''vote for the bitches... it hasnt been workin voting on their sons...''

    ''be patient on the road so you dont have to be a patient at the hospital''
     
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    I liked Obama when he was a senator..
     
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    Seen on the back of a horse trailer....


    "Don't be what you see"
     
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    We don't have Democracy
    We have an auction
     
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