A t-shirt seen in London: Good Girls go to Heaven Bad Girls go to London Below it was a picture of Lindsey Lohan.
This is one I didn't see, but thought that it would be funny after seeing the typical one you do see: 'Proud Parent of a Colorado State Penitentiary Honor Student.' Or, 'My son is an honor student at the California State Penitentiary.' I thought, wow----the penal system could make money off of this, just put the name of the local prison in the proper spot, have the prisoners print them up, and sell them to tourists...
"If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now." Not sure it was a bumper sticker. Saw it years ago, and it might have been a billboard out in Mojave.
''vote for the bitches... it hasnt been workin voting on their sons...'' ''be patient on the road so you dont have to be a patient at the hospital''