the fingernail

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mariecstasy, May 10, 2004.

  1. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    yesterday, for mother's day, my sister gave my stepmother a gift certificate to get her nails done. brenda gets them done regularly. but her response was that she didnt think she'd be doing it anymore and then started laughing.
    "did you hear what happened to me"
    "no" (i couldnt imagine how funny a fingernail could be, so i was intrigued)

    so we all gathered in the living room to hear of her adventures.
    well it happens that she was at work last week(she works at a mom and pops grocery store) and she got some ice cream for someone. when getting it, her nail broke, she looked all around and couldnt find it anywhere. she forgot about it and went on with her day
    next day....a customer came back in from buying an ice cream cone. come to find out, she nearly choked to death on the fingernail. took almost 20 minutes to cough it up. she thought it was gonne ba a cherry she got lodged, but nope, it was brenda's fingernail.
     
  2. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    That is terrible.... yuck. I slammed my thumb in my car door last week and everyone keeps telling me it's going to fall off. It hurts so much! It's all blue and gross. It's a nice conversation piece, though, which I found out at an awkward get together yesterday. :)

    I'll be more careful with my ice cream from now on. Is she sueing? ;)
     
  3. HoneySuckleBlue

    HoneySuckleBlue Cosmic Artist

    *gags on bagle and almost dies laughing!!*

    OMG!
     
  4. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    What...it was Mother's Day????



    No-one Told Me...



    o_O
     
  5. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    thats the beauty of it. she isnt suing. she was actually laughing about it.
     
  6. HoneySuckleBlue

    HoneySuckleBlue Cosmic Artist

    Hay lookit that!! My picture works!! It's a miracle!!!
     
  7. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    Now, to me that's gross.
     
  8. makno

    makno Senior Member

    when i was like 7 yrs old , i put tooth under pillow for quarter fairy . in morning no silver -no tooth! by the end of day noticed something bugging me in my ear .it we as way in y there and doc had to remove tooth with giant syringe of water!
     
  9. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    it is absolutely gross. but still it is funny. my poor stepmother. she is one of the most caring people i know too.
     
  10. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Haha...that's funny. It seems like it would be really hard for the tooth to get into your ear, though. How did you find out it was in there? Can you feel it?

    Did you ever get any money, or did the tooth fairy pay the doctor bill?
     
  11. makno

    makno Senior Member

    the tooth being a sliver shaped front tooth went way into the ear and felt like when your ear is full of water! so i knew sompthin was up with my ear . took all day to make the association with tooth . never got paid ...[story of my life!]..but mom {tooyh fairy}paid kindly old doc obrian for extraction!
     
  12. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

    Ick, that is so gross! And funny. I would be so pissed off if I was that lady though. My nails are always super long during the school year and then when I get a job I always cut them really short.
     
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