A little field mouse was scampering across a field when all at once an eagle swooped down and swallowed him whole. After a while the little mouse was able to work his way through the eagle's body and poke his head out of the eagle's ass. The eagle was still flying around, looking for more food to eat. The little mouse said "We're pretty high up, aren't we?" "Yep. Pretty high" the eagle agreed. "About how high would you say we are?" asked the mouse. "Oh... I'd say about 10,000 feet". To which the mouse asked "You wouldn't shit me would you?"
