The fat girl who gets me stoned...deal

if mating goes bad, then eaten alive is the next step...

 

now i have performance anxiety..

 

she's probably just fine to hang around with. he cooks her a meal, she shares her weed, then that's that. it seems a fair trade to me. he shouldn't have to fuck her.

 

This is a good story. Not something i would tell little kids as you tuck them into bed but it could go into Aesops fables

 

I do buy my own weed but its dry at times, hell I cleared over 1800 this week after paying my two workers but thats a good bit over my norm.

She is nice to talk to and such but shes not my type but she could be a friend...

But again last night she showed up with pills, three beers for her and wanted to get it on again....

So I had fire going in my back yard and we smoked and I sat in a broke chair and cut my side and twisted my ankle and this was at almost 1 am.....and im up before 5....

Shes a ok girl, however I prefer slim and trim types as other just dont do anything for me but as I said shes ok to have for a friend, but she cant keep expecting some dick from me....

 

I have my own weed....plus a bunch of oxy's......gotta love those things

 

I dont function on them, xanax lets me focus and run 100 mph...a odd genetic thing. But it works for me, Im ususally pretty good at usin them as I should but recently ive been fuckin up...too many. I been eating 5 bars a day and working nine hrs then two more here at home....I need to check myself.

 

All i have to say...
It aint over till the fat lady sings

 

If you can't hang out with her without her trying to jump in your pants, maybe you should stop hanging out with her.

I give her an A for effort though. :H

 

Yo if I need it in the morning or the middle of the night
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
If the lovin' is strong then he got it goin' on and
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
2 inches or a yard rock hard or if it's saggin'
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
So it ain't like I'm braggin' just join the paddywagon cause
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg, I ain't 2 proud 2 beg

 

yis. or at least let her know that no matter what, you aren't interested in her. tell her your gay or asexual or something

 

Id not tell the fattest bitch in the world I was gay or some odd shit.

 

well, at least give her a heads up that there's no way in hell she's gonna get into your pants

 

did you already do this girl? me thinks you are just wondering if you did something wrong. its ok

 

I am fucking drunk.

 

if she had a script for 50 #4 dilaudid n a l of superkind .....well maby it would be hard to say no

 

Notice this is a very tough issue for the guys. if it were a gay male friend sharing bud and making a pass sex would not be such a temptation. there are so many if's here someone could write a report on it

 

im just saying that 50 dl s and an ounce of kind is like a lot of fun .....and if i had a thousand bucks id throw it in ....but i dont ...so i guess theoreticaly thatd make me a whore ....but this is theory and nobodys comming over with anything like that .

 

She just stopped by sober and smoked one and left so its cool, it seems she gets the idea im not wanting to dick her.

 

okay, he buys his own weed, so he's not a mooch.

She brings weed, he cooks, they eat and smoke, they talk....seems like a fair trade there weed for food...

If he's not flirting with her and not making lewd comments, she should not be trying to whore herself out to get a piece of dick that obviously doesn't want her. Actually, that's worse than whoring....She's trying, almost literally, to PAY for dick....trying to get him drunk/stoned/fucked up...Talk about low self-esteem...

If you can't talk some sense into her, don't smoke her shit anymore. Eat your own food and chat up some guy friends...