The famous random facts thread...#41

so if i sleep with them they will shut up?? :mickey:

 

Probably.


You know how the saying goes.. "Throw a dick in her mouth to shut her up..."

 

i really don't want to do that :frown:

aside from the fact they are not my type (a polite way of saying..?)

getting to know a girl as a 'friend' means getting to see the psycho other potential guys are letting themselves in for :love:

 

Hmmm...that doesn't say much for my husband then...we were friends for 5 years before getting together.

Unless he wanted someone psycho like me

 

to be honest i think it's just the girls i know

saying they are insane would be an understatement :mickey:

you guys sound really sweet though.

 

for the record - you are a bit of a psycho

that poor cat

 

I'm pretty crazy...I know that!

But I can't feel responsible for all of the women that have satan in their blood...some of these women are certifiable-fit-for-a-straight-jacket insane!

All the more reason to stay away from them.

Crazy is like a disease. You'll catch it...its sexually transmitted

 

RF: I just bounced over to another site, to see what was going on there, and I ran into this.. lol.

The question was: How was your day?

This was one of the answers from someone:

Next person:

Next:

Next:

Next:

Next:

RF2: I love the internet.

 

I wore my butt out walking with my nieces trick-or-treating lastnight.

They are almost 2. It took them a couple houses to get the hang of it but after that, they were on autopilot! They had a ball!

 

Riff...when I read your first sentence, I read that you wore your butt out in the sense that you put on your butt and wore it outside. you freak! hahaha

 

I turned the furnace on this morning...burrr a little cool in the house this morning...

 

I thought the same thing...I was like imagining this fleshy butt that you slip in your pants

 

I was at the dentist this morning, and may have inadvertently made a rather sexual comment toward him

 

It's 31f and I'm having trouble typing because my hands are frozen.

 

something to think about..

 

rf: I don't answer calls when no number shows up on my phone.

 

rf/my boss just downloaded my tacho data and worked out that in the last 6 weeks I've driven just over 14,000 miles in 6 countries.

So-FINALLY-the much needed service is booked for tomorrow. Hallelujah!


[I'm gonna be playing on a forklift truck for the day and pretending to work]

 

Working for the accountant today...

Because of my new job I won't have a "set schedule" to work for him anymore.

Not like I've EVER had a set schedule with him.

I literally just listened to him make some phone calls and find my replacement.

Fuckin prick.

 

Fun with numbers... that's what I do all day. I add numbers, I subtract numbers, I balance numbers...

 

Not for us - Halloween was postponed until Friday in my town because of power outages due to our early snowstorm. My kids gave it a try anyway last night, just in case, and they got a bit o' booty.

Careful, you might lose your girlish figure...

Fun! I like psycho female friends - much more interesting than the non-psycho ones.

Next time you should do it advertently.


Swami Beyondananda sez: "Don't get even - get odd."