The Drunkest You've Ever Been

Were there any guys there? cuz if there was, then yes, they do. lol.

 

lol they dont. i would have seen them on the interwebz by now

 

You'd be surprised.

Although last year, at my school, a freshman was drunk and took a topless photo. 3 days later, almost everyone in the school had seen it. Poor girl was so embarrassed. I don't remember if the dude who leaked it got his ass kicked or not.

 

Well i hope he did! that's defs not cool.

 

Super uncool.

 

the drunkest i have ever been was the first time i drank alcohol or smoked pot. After a baseball game in 8th grade my older brother bought me my buddy brad and him a bunch of bud light. Instead of just drinking them we decided it was a good idea to beer bong them long story short and 17 beer bongs and 3 bowls later i woke up in my youngest brothers bed naked he wasnt home and walked out side to find all my clothes hanging in a tree in the front yard

 

One night my friend and i pounded vodka and captain 100 proof. i woke up naked in my closet. i completely blacked out, but apparently the night included being carried by a random guy while running from the police and pissing on some chick. gah

 

Umm... The time I had alcohol poisoning.

 

u mean besides losing cars --wrecking cars -breaking hands and noses-----the worst was an od of tequila i thought i was going blind the day after that one--but it was just alcohol poisioning--lol

 

The drunkest I've ever been was when I went camping and drank I don't know how much liqueur and about 13 beers. Then I hiked 2 miles uphill the next day, which was a little bit of hell.

 

drunkest i've been.. a couple days after my 21st, everyone in the bar found out i just had a bday.. got free drinks left and right and was stupid and drank way too fast and way too much on almost empty stomach. got alcohol poisoning and basically almost died that night. felt like i had a hangover for 2 days. one of the dumbest things i've done, learned my lesson for sure.

 

Shit... The drunkest I've ever been was at a friend's birthday. Started off with shots of tequila, ended up drinking half a bottle of whiskey.

 

One night I downed a 26er (a fifth in America) of whiskey and 3/4 of a second one. I have absolutely no idea what happened that night but I woke up and thought I was dead because my entire body was completely numb. I had bbq grill marks burnt into my hand. A good size cut in my thigh, a cut on the tip of my nose, was fully clothed with my shoes on, a brused cheek, and there was a big garbage can lid beside me in bed with a small chain attached to it. I found out a few hours later that a 'friend' had pushed me out a second story window.

 

me and 3 friends brought a 30 and a table into the woods to play ruit. we killed the entire 30 ourselves and then when we got back to my friend's house his older brother was throwing a senior rager in his basement so we drank a few more beers. I don't know why I got so drunk. I usually drink more and am fine. I think It was because I didn't eat before hand. anyway I threw up a few times and passed out on the front lawn.

 

I would have to say it was a bad date I had (when I was divorced), about 4 years ago. I went on a really bad date and just decided to get really drunk. Well, I did and got kicked out of 1 bar. I was drinking way too much Tequila and Jack 'N' Coke too. Not a great combination.

I don't drink anymore and I keep it that way now. I never did like that drunk feeling. So, I decided to stop about 2-3 months ago. I'm actually happier not being around the bar scene anymore.

 

got drunk on beer and whiskey

Found my way back home around 3:30 AM, in a pickup truck with two guys I didn't know. Barged into my house and started screaming at my parents for being divorced, but occasionally living together. (stupid parents)

i regretted that one a little

 

the drunkest Ive ever been, i walk up to my parents naked.
and to the neighbors.
i ended up in the hospital naked...with my mom sitting in a chair giving me the worst look ever in the morning.

 

the drunkest ive ever been was at a party i had drank 2 tilts (energy drink & alcohol), split a fith of jack with a friend and had several beers after being out in the hot sun all day withe nothing to eat or drink and taken several bonghits...i went outside into the woods to take a piss came back up on the porch and ended up hanging over the rail for an hour and then woke up in my friends sisters bed the next morning.....with his hot ass sister next to me naked. we got up that night and did it again

 

It was the last night of my month in Germany. I drank 4 liters of beer and some absinth (I am a lightweight). Large chunks of the night are missing, but there was a sober person there who remembered everything. At the worst I couldn't stand on my legs and was crawling everywhere (not just crawling, but fucking prone position, army style crawling). I had to be led to the bathroom and propped up on my knees to take a piss. Apparently I was trying to speak Spanish to the German people, and I barely even speak Spanish so I am very confused about this one. Also, I tried to take a drink of water and this happened (thank god for the narrow, easy to drink tops of beer bottles):


I woke up in the morning on the bathroom floor using a towel as a pillow and more towels as blankets.

:cheers2:

 

I think I was 18 and my buddy bought me a fifth of crystal palace vodka for about five dollars. We were partying at my buddies really trashy cabin out on this really trashy lake. After a few shots of Jack I started to work on the crystal palace. I believe I ended up drinking most of that fifth in the course of three hours. At the end of the night, my friends wanted to pour the rest out (I think there was about a shot left) but I kept telling them that I might need it. They ended up dumping it out and filling it with lake water. On the ride home I start telling my friend how much I am going to miss him and start getting very emotional. Then I get home and my mom is up ironing. I have no idea why. So I make eye contact and go straight to my room. I then go back out to talk to her because I don't want her to think I am hiding something. After a very difficult two minutes I go to my room and commence the vomiting. I woke up at about seven the next morning to go to church with my parents. I ended up going to the bathroom for some dry heaves during communion. That was a fun night.