The Drunkest You've Ever Been

One night my friend and I drank an entire bottle of rum by mixing it with coke. This was when I had first started drinking, so my tolerence was even lower than now (I can still get drunk off of two beers - so imagine lower than that). The last think I remember is dancing in the kitchen. I blacked out and woke to myself throwing up in the trashcan that my friend had put next to me when I fell asleep in the living room (good friend - even held my hair). I woke up and asked for my hamburger that I had put in the fridge before we drank. That got them talking about what happened that night. Aparently I had already had my hamburger. I took two bites then started throwing the pieces at my friend. when the burger was gone, I threw the plate. I spent the rest of the night asking where my hamburger had gone between the various threats of death while they slept that I kept attacking them with. I was quite the annoying bitch. I can't believe that she was still my friend the next day. But after hearing of that desplay, I will never allow myself to go that far again. She did pay me back by going crazy at a party that we went to. And when we went to a concert I made sure that she got plenty to drink (before she was 21) by sneaking her beers in the bathroom.

 

First year of college, my roommate was helping me learn about different kinds of mixed drinks. Sometimes before a party, she would play bartender in our room and I would try different things to "pregame" for the actual party, where we would drink more. The second time we did this, I got so wasted that I took off my bra, then ended up changing my entire outfit because my nipples were not showing through enough. It's a wonder they let me in the party showing that much.

A year later, I was drinking to forget a guy I had broken up with, at a Friday night party. My roommate said she saw me out in the hall, getting fucked in the ass by a guy that neither one of us knew very well. I don't remember a thing about it.

On a trip to the beach for spring break that year, one of my friends violated herself with a liquor bottle before it was empty, then passed it around for everybody to drink out of. I was mostly smoking grass that night.

 

I drank liter of vodka and some zima when I was in high school at a friends house and on my walk home I had to pass some train tracks. I had to walk on them a little while and started getting dizzy. I sat on the track and puked and passed out. I didn't wake up until I saw a light and I was a train! I couldn't get off the tracks becouse I couldn't stand up becouse equilibrium was so off. I crawled off into the train ditch just in time as the train past I laid in a oil ridden trash filled ditch for at least 5 hours. Alchahol poisioning.

 

Riiiight now.

I had a glass of red wine and just chugged two Mike's Harder lemonades.

This is all my parents let me drink so far.

My dad says that in two weeks, he'll let me buy some beer.

Weee

 

haha I know

I'm just such a lightweight!

I mean, give me a joint and I'll damn near trip!

 

i dont remember, it was all told to me afterwards. id rather not share. lol

 

i drunk a 1 L bottle of dewars white label scotch in a 2 and a half hour period when i was 16, i passed out, someone rang the ambulance, they put me on life support and i woke up in hospital the next day

 

okay, well last summer me and my friends drank pretty much non-stop, but the one that i think i got the most drunk was when i drank orangejuice and vodka, good ol' screwdrivers. We were all downstairs at my friends house, and no one else was really as drunk as I was and i was talking about ridiculous things, like i think they said i talked about horses dicks and how huge they are; ect. We went upstairs to watch fightclub and smoke, and i did smoke (bad decision). after a little bit, and i was in his bathroom the rest of the night puking non stop. I ended up sleeping at my boyfriends, and on the way there he had to pull over at least 3 times. I passed out on his couch and his parents asked what was wrong with me cant drink those anymore, and about a week after that orangejuice made me sick!

 

Ive been outside laying on the ground for hours on many different occasions throwing up until theres nothing left except dry heaving.

Woken up in my truck, drove home, realized I shit my pants.

Stone cold passed out after a some wine (and a bong hit, which is what did it to me im sure) while standing up, fell and hit my face on the concrete garage floor, "woke" up 5 minutes later with a big lump on my eye and a bruise around my eye for the next few days.

2 hours over the toilet, same as park incidents vomit until theres nothing left, dry heaving.

Ive never drank to the point of not remembering anything, my body is good enough to vomit at which point I stop drinking.

 

well last night i had my retirement / house warming party. just moved to the beach and wanted to let the old codger golfing assholes that ive arrived. hahaha.

I started drinking at 11:00 am on saturday, vodka shots and beers all day into night and then popped a few lines so i stayed awake drinking till the sun rose...the started drinking again after being still well drunk from the day before. i drank another pint of vodka sitting out on the beach...right out of the bottle like it was water or pepsi...private beach as a back yard, so no cops to deal with. Then more lines, more beer & THC..by now it was late afternoon and the phone people finally got my T1 line in, wi-fi set up so i can use a notebook by the pool or on the beach. So thats what i did, chat on here until about 10-11:00 when people were all starting to show up for the party. drinking and snorting all evening.

By the time the party got going, i was slam tilt trashed! This house came with a pool cabana bar where i played a drinking game for a few more hours, smoking and snorting all the time. About 50 people i didnt know were downstairs and many more upstairs and about 100 out on the patio and the beach. Some dude threw a rocking chair into the pool, so i threw in a bar stool to go with it. Goddamn the pool is trashed... anyway this made me want to smash shit. I beat the shit out of a computer. That was fun then i smashed a synthesizer against the fireplace hearth...The some dude put his fist through a kitchen cabinet door cuz i was egging people on to break something. This i dont remember, but it sounds like something I would do. Then a glass talble got shattered. So I then jumpped up and down in the kitchen sink, pushing it through the counter top and water went all over the place. So I had to one-up that and set a monitor on fire in the street. God I dont remember smashing the fish tank but 200 gallons of water went in the carpet from that...i passed out for a while woke up and hit some more lines and was ready to go again...more vodka!

It was like 3:00 am and it was still all going on. I threw a color laser printer out a window upstairs...didnt open the window either, just put it through the glass which sliced open my right arm. a friend was freaking out because of all the blood and she couldnt make it stop bleeding...off to the hospital where I got stitched up. I dont remember anything else...woke up in pain about 3 this afternoon and didnt know why I had this bandage on my arm...then I went into the living room and saw the carnage. Just about everything was demolished...bookshelves, holes in the walls, a shattered toilet, all of the cabinet doors were missing or were splintered...water from the sink episode all over the downstairs...all patio furniture on the beach in pieces...a pool full of cabinet doors, chairs, stools, empty bottles, a large potted plant pool filter is all fucked up...and best of all, someone stole the neighbors golf cart and drove it into the ocean. I was issued a summons for court over that one, a vandalism charge, noise ordinance charge, charges for littering, charge for illegal disposal of dangerous substance (the monitor in the road contained lead) and petty arson. The cops came five times during the party and I didnt even know it...and the cops couldnt find out who owned the house since no one knew me yet...

They sure as fuck know me now! hahahahaha. I dont know what it will cost to fix everything and how much in court i have to pay but im turning it in to my homeowners insurance cuz i claimed i wasnt there when all the dammage happened and the cops believed it since they couldnt find me...I was in the hospital er!

Thats the drunkest i have ever been!

 

This wasn't me ( I swear), last weekend, my friend, keep a long story short, he poked his head under the table where we we drinking and spewed on the floor, except it splattered up and hit a girl on her legs. and she was a preppy girl as well, i felt bad for her. and then, later, i had to go to the toilet, but it was so busy it was gonna take ages to get there, so my friend says "let me show you how a real man takes a piss", pulls out his dick and starts pissing under the table (same table), and this time, it splatters up and hits a different girl on her legs.

she quickly realises whats happening, starts calling him a pig, asks him to stand up, he just raises his hands to show nothing is happening (he's still pissing), then the bouncer comes over, asks him to stand up... yeah, funny night.

 

Hahahahahah! your gonna make me shit my pants reading that, oh god.

 

I have woken up in a hospital... that sucked,

 

For me, its really hard to tell. After a certain amount I will always black out. When i get REALLY drunk, for about an hour the room will be spinning and I'll be falling all over the place, as well as saying weird stuff, than at some point I'll just black out. And when im drunk enough to black out, I will have drunk so much that i'll be drunk almost the whole night. After about 4 hours i'll eventually notice that im sitting in some random place, sometimes nude, and often surrounded by weird things, like doctor suess books with pages chewed on, lol (this actually happened once). If I want to get to that point I'll normally fill up a 12 ounce water bottle with vodka or somthing and just chug it then maybe have a few beers.

 

One spring break camping at a lake with 3 other friends, we got shitfaced on a few cases of beer and then hit the hard stuff, Captain Morgan's. I was literally guzzling from the bottle and got the most fucked up. I proposed marriage to a girl I had just met, and half sunk a Jet Ski in the lake, and finally passed out in the tent. Woke up outside, about 30 feet from the tent in the middle of the night face down in the sand about two feet from the lake.

They said I had thought I was going to throw up so I left the tent (the trail of vomit proved I had been right) and they didn't see me till morning. I have no recollection of any of this, but each of them swears it went down.

 

the drunkest i've ever been:

my freind's parents were going away for a weekend, so HAVE A PARTY! around 8pm everyone starts off with a toast of a, rather liberal, shot. then we started playing team beer pong, me and my partner got off on a bad foot, so we said "if we lose this game we're taking shots." me and my partner lost the game, so we had to finish off the other teams beers too. then we went outside to smoke weed. the last thing i remeber i was having alot of trouble lighting my pipe. then i blacked out.


Based on the numerous photographs of that night i can tell the following happened at some point:

• we started playing twister (it didn't look like it went well)
• someone rolled me in the twister mat and attempted to smoke me (as if i was joint)
• I made Jello shots (i have no idea where i got jello)
• we drank too many vodka red bulls to count
• at some point i vomited on the porch, and was being caried back into the house for the Macarena
• I woke up in the upstairs with my shirt off and covered in shreds of paper

the thing is, everyone was as fucked up as i was so no one remembers what happened at all that night. all we have are the photos.

 

The drunkest i've ever been i dont remember. i had my best friends birthday and my other friends dad's birthday in the same night. all i remember is waking up in different clothes then i came in. =\
but i did hear stories the next morning

 

That must suck. i bet people have lots of nudies of you. lol.

 

NO no no no.
NOOOO.
i hope not.