the dreadies flirtin with dreadies thread

what the hell is a noodle lesbian?

 

straught girls that arent so straight when they get wet

 

*bump*....not nearly enough flirting going on here....

 

well i aint flirtin with you


no offence

but i'll go see if i cant drag a couple of the giels back in here/... i think sues a professional flirt

 

Why hello everybody!

 

ill take him off your hands

 

phil
what is a crumpet? it's like a biscuit or a muffin or something? i'm a good cook
would you like a bit of crumpet?

 

oh yeah and what are those things the police carry around over there, truncheons? do you have one? i'd like to see it

 

i also like swimming would you like to go for a dash up the chanel with me
hehe i love brittish slang i'm trying to remember them all it's been a while
are you a hard worker? i'm up for a bit of front door work if you don't mind and you have the tool
what have you had for dinner tonight? i'd like to have meat and 2 veg can you serve me?
would you like to stick your finger in my ring (oh god i cant believe i said that one it is bad)
come here, i'd love to give you a big fat shiner

 

Don't you guys think it's a little shallow to obsess over your hair so much?

 

go to hell

 

is he serious?
nah man i spend most of my time obsessing over my prada and gucci and dior. i have 2 grand in my savings account which pair of shoes will i buy?

 

unlike those who obsess over boobs?
i'm bertttin you dint have a single post that dont have to do with boobs right?

 

lol @ posting about boobs

 

well hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


i was hoping youd hop on in

 

i was wring actualy, his obsessions 911 conspiracies..

maybe a virginwhos never tuched a boob
i can see why maybe a lil flirtin could make him feel ..left out

 

oh don't get me started with 9/11 conspiracies or make me think of m. moore, he turns me off! i was just thinking of phil discussing batteries and buckets with me then i had a mental picture of micheal moore flash through my mind ohhhh godddd

 

quick sue needs an emergency turn on..stat

if sue remains turned off yoo long she ceases to be the sue we know and love

windcries get over here i think we may need a thressome at least... quick..we're loosing her...

 

haha! stat! it's a code red!

 

hold her down dammit i cant do this with her flailing around so much...