the douchiest message the world has ever known.

I'm not half that cool. I barely get into telling them about how sane I am in my messages. I dont get anywhere near the level of Dimitri Suave over here.

 

i usually just call and say "SEX" and hang up...they usually call back






and i wonder why im single haah

 

"wanna fuck? call me bitch!"

 

Damn I would think that that tactic would work every time at least 80% of the time.

 

wtf kind of name is Olga.. i imagine some over weight russian whore with a fat warted nose

 

60% of the time it works every time

 

There was an attractive Olga that went to my high school. She moved here from Russia when she was 4 or 5.

 

lol@sex panther

 

"Smells like bigfoots dick!"

 

their was an olga in my high school...she looked like a dude and had hairy armpits

 

smells like pure gasoline.. burns the nostrils

 

smells like a diaper full of indian food

 

this is worst than the time the raccoon got caught in the copy machine

 

Smells like a turd wrapped in burn hair!

 

haha what a fuckin fag

 

Yes, you didn't call me back so you must be psychologically fucked and were probably beaten as a child. Bye!