The "Did You Know..." Thread...

Yes.....Glen....After Spending Many Hours..Poring Over Your Medical Reports.......Painstakingly... Hand Written By Your......Personal Physician.....Psychologist.....Pedatrician.....Orthodonist.....Heart Surgeon.....Neurosurgeon.....Alchololics In Rehab Adviser.....etc..etc..........Whoops...And Lets Not Forget......Your ..."Very"... Personal....... "Proctologist"...........I Have Come To The Conclusion........No Medication Known To Mankind In 2008...Can Ever Make The Slightest Impact On Your Problem..........



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......Income Tax Returns... Have Made More "Liars" Out Of Honest People.....(like myself).......Than Either "Golf" Or "Fishing" Tales Have Ever Done....????...

 

Did you know you can't lick your own elbow.

 

No I Didn't.......And The Answer To Your Next Question Is......Yes I Just Tried....And I Can't......Happy Now...??..


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......Health Nuts...Are Going To Feel Very Stupid One Day.........Lying In A Hospital Bed.........Dying Of Nothing..

 

Yes ..Glen.....I Am Fully Aware Of That...........Why Do You Think I Am Sitting Here In Front Of My Puuuter.......Glass Of Wine In One Hand.......And Slice Of Pizza In The Other............WAIT UP.!!!...WHAT AM I TYPING WITH................None Of Your "Bloody Business"....


Cheers Glen.


DID YOU KNOW......When It Comes To Death......We Are All "Cremated Equal"....??

 

I didnt know that? but what if you dont believe in death?

Did you know that you cant put peanut butter through a coffee maker?

 

I Think...Juuuuust Maybeeeee That Was Originally Destined For The.."Advice To Stupid People" Thread...And Somehow Lost It's Bearings......


Cheers Glen.


DID YOU KNOW......That 10% Of Happily Married Men.....Are Happily Married To Men.........................

 

Im happy to know that...

did you know that Im >suoires< aboooot cubensis....

 

Did You Know.....The Average Man Is A Lot Like "Government Bonds".........They Take Sooooooooo Long To Mature...



Cheers Glen.

 

did you know that I really dont give a shit? That may just be the little boy in me talking.

did you know that if you laugh to hard you can get a hernia?

 

No You Can't......


DID YOU KNOW...Whenever I Get The Urge To Exercise........I Lie Down.....Take A Series Of Deep Breaths.......And Wait Till It Goes Away...


Cheers Glen.

 

I use the same technique, only with a beer variation.

Did you know that I washed one of my labs today?

 

Did You Ever Ask Yourself........What Is The Difference Between A "Drummer" .....And A "Drum Machine"............?????


ANSWER......You Only Have To...."Punch"...(download)...The Song.....Into The "Drum Machine"..........Once.!!!....


Cheers Glen...



P.S..........I Think This Is The First "Drummer Joke"...I Have Ever Seen On These Forums............Perhaps We Should Start A Thread..........


Please..............Feel...Free...To...Add...More...........

 

Greeaaaaaaaaat..Idea Glen...There Are Hundreds Of Thousands Of "Drummer Jokes" Out There......


Did you know..........Half Of The World Is "Starving"....And The Other Half....Is... "On A Diet"..........Why Don't They Just Swap...........Then Everybody Would Be Happy......


Cheers Glen.

 

So Typical Of You Glen.............Yet Another ...Totally...Osmorgoraphally.. Fantastamoraphical..... Suggestion........W.T.F......?



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......By The Year 2050.....Four Out Of Every Five Men.......Will

Be.........."Elvis Impersonators"............Whooooooo...Scarey..Eh..???......

 

Yes Glen......Damn Scarey......When You Consider That Every Year In A Small Country Town...120km West Of Here....Named "Parkes"......They Get Thousands Of Visitors And Impersonators For Their Annual "Elvis Festival".....



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....That I'm Currently On A 30 day Diet.........So Far... I Have Lost...15 days....

 

No i didnt...

 

Did You Know......Life Is Like A Sewer.......What You Get Out Of It Depends Entirely On What You Put In........


Cheers Glen.

 

Yes Glen......Having Spent Most Of My Life....Up To My Eyeballs In S**T.......I Can Most Certainly Relate To That......



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....Our Conscience.....Is The Inner Voice That Warns Us That Somebody May Be Watching......

 

Yes Glen.......And If You Have Ever Had Doubts As To Wether You're Suffering From "Paranoia"......................Anyone'll Tell You...................



Cheers Glen...

Did You Know.....I Told My Psychiatrist....That Everybody Hates Me...........He Said I Was Being Ridiculous........Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet......

 

? did you know that GLENGLEN plays this thread all by himself?
but really folks its only cause he got the R2347ST Printing press. This thing came out the same time I was printing leaflets for the Shave the Whales Foundation.

and them Whale migrate 1000's of mile to hump.. talk about devotion..

like GLENGLENS devotion to this thread... hump hump hump