The "Did You Know..." Thread...

Did you know that marrital sex is a lot like snooker...If the pink is blocked by the red, go for the brown!

 

L.O.L..........Love It...........Keep Up The Good Work....



Cheers Glen.

 

Did you know "There was a French architect who had his house maid backwards so that he could watch TV"?

 

No I Didn't...But Then...French Maids...Were Never My "Best Subject".......



Cheers Glen.

Did You Know......There Is No Problem...That Is So Large...Or So Complex...That It Can't Be Blamed On Someone Else.......

 

Did you know....That if at first you don't succeed, you should remove all evidence that you ever tried!

 

No .
Did you know that a 15 inch cock scares most women?

 

Yes......And Do You Know Why........15 inches Is Approximatly "DOUBLE" The Capacity Of A Normal Vagina.........



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.........Oh Wait Up...Maybe You Did...........That Crummy Has No Medical Qualifications That Qualifiy Him ..As A Qualified Qualifictitionalist.....On The Internal Structural Limitations Of A Vagina...........W.T.F..............

 

I knew that.
Did you know only one in ten Australians bathes daily?

 

No.
Did you know that 90% of men admit that they masturbate and the other 10% are liars?

 

yes.
Did you know that people that wear calioco cat fur parkas are prolly not allergic to cats?

 

To Crummy...7-14am



BULLSHIT.........We May Have Decended From British Heritage......(POMS).........But We Did Not Inherit Their "Bathing Defficiencies"..........(england...land of the dry towel).......sorry to all poms reading this................


A Most Agressive...

Glen.

P.S........Now Where Did I Leave That Soap.....

 

Ohhhhhhh I Sooo Love You..When You Get All Angry Glen....



Cheers Glen.

Did You Know.......Instead Of Continually Buying New Books.....Re Read The Old Ones.....Backwards.....A Chapter At A Time......This Not Only Adds Interest.....It Also Adds A Suprise...Happy Ending........With The "Hero" And His "Lover" Very Much....."Alive And Well"........

 

i think you dropped it a loooong time ago

 

No I Did Not Know That....



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know....Men Are Like Chocolate Bars....Sweet....Smooth....And ..Usually Head Straight To Your Hips.....

 

I thought they went straight to your ass...

Did you know that back the olden days, scottsmen had to decimate up 18 trees to find one piece fit for making a single club.

 

No I Did Not Know That.......And Right Now I Wish I Didn't ......And It's All Because "Grumpy Young" Farmout Wrote In The "Hit On" Thread.....That He Was Looking For A "CLUB OF SORTS" To "Sort Me Out With"........Seems Such A Shame To Lose Up To 18 Beautiful Mature Old Oak Trees......Just To Give "Relatively Harmless" Little Me A Good "Seeing To".....



Cheers.....From The Frozen Shores Of Iceland.....

Glen.

Did You Know....."Excuse Me" Is Only One Of The Phrases Today Which Has Lost It's Meaning......Today It Means "Get Out Of My Way".
"Can I Help You Sir?....Now Means..."What The Hell Are You Doing Here" ?.
"With Due Respect"...Now Means "I Have No Respect For Your Opinions At All"....

 

Yes Glen......I Have Been Fully Aware For Quite Some Time Now.......You May Be ....One Of The Last Remaining...."True Gentlemen".....Left On This Planet............................(wot a wanker)................




Cheers Glen..


Did You Know........When A Man Opens The Car Door For His Wife.......It's Either.....A "New Car".....Or A "New Wife"...........(ain't that the truth)..

 

glen did you know your talking to yourself?...

 

YES...I DID KNOW THAT..........I FIND MYSELF DOING THIS QUITE OFTEN LATELY.....(do you think it's time to "up" my medication??)........




Cheers Glen...

 

Did you know that Obama is in Hempfeild Township Pennsylvania today..

Why is there is no hemp in Hempfeild?

Did you know that a energy crisis cure could become a hometown reality if clowns really didnt run this circus.