The "Did You Know..." Thread...

not on the Sonic youth album

 

Did you know that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and The Alphabet Song have the same rhythm?

 

More importantly, the same melody. They both have a very similar song structure to Baa Baa Black sheep. They were not very original in those days.

 

Did You Know.....We Should All Abandon The "Search For Truth".........And Settle For A "Good Fantasy" Instead...



Yours..........Having Sucessfuly Lived In His Own "Fantasy World" For Many Years Now... With No Visible I'll Effects.....


Glen.

 

Dear Mr ,orBotirruBgniylF

Hey Steady On.....Don't Be So Quick to Take Offence.....Cut Me Some Slack Here Please....."American" Is Not My "First Language"...O.K..!!!...As It Just So Happens.....My "First Language".......Is "English".........I Am Trying My Best To Communicate With The American Members On These Forums......By Purchasing A "Electronic Language Translator".......Modern Technology Is Still Far From Perfect However.......So Please Try To Be More Tolerent In The Future...




Yours.......Whilst Being Fully Aware There Is A Slight Possibility.. America May Now Declare War Against Australia........(or at least the bit where i reside)


Glen.

 

Yes Glen......Once Again You Have "Singlehandedly" Compromised Diplomatic Relations Between Our Two Countries.........

Cheers Glen...



Did You Know.......You Have To Have "Lots Of Balls" To Play Golf Like I Do....

 

nope, Did you know if you spell Glen backwards it doesnt mean anything special?

 

No Matter Which Way You Spell It........It Still spells.....PERFECTION........Note To Glen..(change hands before you get blisters)..


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know........Attempting To Make Love Whilst In A "Drunken State".....Is Like Trying To Play Snooker Using A Piece Of Rope........

 

Yes Glen.....I Personally Take Full Responsibility For The Term "Brewers Droop"...



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.......I Am Old Enough To Remember When "Safe Sex" Was A Bed With A Padded Headboard.....

 

Yes Glen.....I Do Remember Those Days......What I Wouldn't Give...To Be Able To "Turn Back The Cock"......(sorry..meant..clock)..




Did You Know......I Mistakingly...Posted This Post...By Mistake......



Yours.......Whilst Finally Accepting .. 900mg....Taken 10 times A Day.....Is Still Not Solving The Problem....

Glen.

 

Yes...I See The Problem..Glen.......Try Doubling The Dose..(yet again)...Then Get Back To Me..(sigh)..



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know........Men Are Like Snowstorms.....You Never Know When They Are Coming......How Many Inches You Will Get.....Or How Long It Will Last......(and lets not forget the big cleanup afterwards)....

 

Thread Killer...

 

Did You Know..........Men Are Like "Parking Spaces"....All The Good Ones Are Taken (or gay).....The Rest Are Handicapped......


Cheers Glen...

 

Glen, I didn't know acid was the drug of choice in Bathurst. I am definitely going to visit.

 

Did You Know.......In The Great "Gene Pool" Of "Physical Characteristics".......I Managed To Grab The "Shortest Strand" Of D.N.A.....



..Glen..

 

Yes Glen........The Proof Is There For All To See........



Cheers Glen.

Did You Know.....Experience Is Something You Don't Receive.....Until Long After You Need It.......

 

Yes Glen......I Openly Weep... Over Your Many.. Past Mistakes....



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.......If They Ever Invent A Vibrator That Can Open A Pickle Jar.........And Take Out The Garbage......The Male Race As We Know It......Is Doomed.......

 

Yes Glen......Iv'e Read All About...."Planned Obsolescence" ..... In The Automotive....Whitegoods....And Most Other Industries.........BUT.. To Apply This ......(use by) Strategy To Us.......Until Now.....Thought To Be....Irreplaceable...Males............Now That Hurts..




Yours......Whilst Thinking...If He Doesn't Take Out The Garbage ...(In the next 10 minutes).............He Is ........Surely Going To Become "Part Of It "..


Glen.


Did You Know........Men Are Like "Bananas"....The Older They Get.....The Less "Firm" They Become...

 

Yes Glen....I'm Sitting Here With ..."Proof Positive" Of That....Right Here In My Right Hand............................(..)



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....A "Classic" ......Is A Book That Is "Much Praised".........Yet Rarely Read.....

 

Well Glen.....The Only "Classics" I Have Read.....Are The..."Best Of The Cartoons" Series....And 1001 "Porns Best Shots"...



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......Men Are Like "Mascara".....They Usually "Run" At The First Sign Of Emotion...