The "Did You Know..." Thread...

Well Blow Me Down..


Did You Know...If A Jobs Worth Doing....It's Worth Watching Your Wife Do It...


Yours.......Up To His Neck In S**t Yet Again ....


Glen.

 

Well that's bunk, cuz my ex never did a fucking thing. I guess. I mean, if you say so.

Did you know an average of 4 lightbulbs a month burn out in my house?

 

haha ......say yea to candle power

did u know the numbers on opposite sides of the die always add up to 7

 

Could Have Knocked Me Over With A Feather When I Learned That.........



Cheers Glen...


Did You Know.....If It Weren't For Stress....I'd Have No Energy At All.....?

 

One Quick Glance In The Mirror This Morning Tells Me You're Correct Glen.....



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know...We're All In This Together......And None Of Us Gets Out Alive...

 

Yes I Did Glen.....Scarey Isn't It....


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......One Of The First Signs Of "Mental Illness" Is When You Start Replying To Your Own Posts......?.

 

I have to say you're one of the more curious fuckers I know.

Did you know my son Scotty is a wrestling fan? I mean like WWF. Not collegiate or grecko-roman. I just learned that. Puts me in mind of his great great grand father, who believed with all his conviction the moon shot was horseshit, but would fight you in the street if you said wrestling was fake.

 

Wrestling........FAKE.......!!!!! Tell Me It Isn't So..


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know....If I'd Killed Them When I First Wanted To........I'd Be Out Of

Gaol By Now.........

 

Likewise. Applied to my current situation... If I'd have found a woman I hate and bought her a house, I'd be 17 years ahead in life right now.

 

Did You Know....If You Can't Be Eternally Young.....Just Act Eternally Immature........(works for me)...


Cheers Glen.

 

i didnt know that

Did you know that i live in bathurst austrlia , right down the street from many of a glen.

 

No I Didn't.........There Goes The Neighbourhood...


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....Money Can't Buy Love......But It Sure Can Make Some People More Likeable.....

 

Yes Glen I Did Know That.........And When I Finally Win Lotto....I'll Put That Theory To The Test.


Did You Know.......Some Men Age Like A "Fine Wine"........And Some Men Age Like "Milk".....?


Whooooo...Finally Some Hard Evidence Comes Along To Justify My (slightly excessive) Wine Consumption.......No Wonder I Look Years Younger Than Most Men My Age.....




Yours.......Whilst Phoning His Favourite Winery...And Ordering His Next Delivery By "Bulk Road Tanker"....Preferably With A Fire Hydrant Sized Tap Attached.......(after all bigger is better..right.?)...

Glen.

 

Yes Glen..I Did Know That.... And Whats More...You Good Sir.....Are A Perfect Example Of What Wine Can Do To A Man............


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know........When I Was Young ...I Had The Equipment......And Absolutely No Know How..........Now That I Am Older... I Have The Know How.....But The Equipment ....Tends To Let Me Down At That...."All Important Moment".................(ain't that the truth)

 

Sorry To Hear Of Your "Erectile Problems" Glen......


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know....When I Was Young.....It Was "Wet Dreams" And "Dry Farts"..........Now That I Am Older It's "Dry Dreams" And........."Wet Farts"..

 

Damn it man! Can't you see what's happening?! You're TALKING to yourself and SHITTING in your pants! You gotta get a grip!

 

Nope

Did you know that love is evil spelled backwards?

 

Sooner Or Later Mr "FlyinBareButt" We All Slowly Gravitate To The Sad Pathetic Condition You So Graphicly Describe......(but thanks for not mentioning the erectile issue).....

Cheers Glen.


Did You Know......Statistics Show.....Married Men Live Longer Than Single Ones......Or Does It Only Feel That Way....?

 

No it isn't . Evil is live spelled backwards... Sheesh!

 

I'm gettin' about fuckin' tired of you butcherin' my screen name. Watch it!