The "Did You Know..." Thread...

Yes....And Friends Have Told Me........This Is Just "One" Reason Why I Am Still Single...


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....It Only Takes One Drink To Get Me Totally Smashed..........Trouble Is...I Can Never Remember If It's The Thirteenth...Or...The Fourteenth One That Does It......
..(burp)................

 

Yes Glen.......Wev'e All Seen You On A Night Out......One Bottle And You Love Humanity.......Two Bottles And You Love The Human (whatever sex) Sitting Next To You......Three Bottles And You Have All The Phone Numbers Of The Local Under 19 Footy Team.........Four Bottles And The Same Footy Team Takes You Back To Their Clubhouse... And To Your Humiliation....Dumps You In The Council "Clean Up" Bin.......(again)..


What Part Of The Word LOSER Don't You Understand Glen.....



Cheers Glen.


DID YOU KNOW......Women Who Insist On Having The Same Options As Men... Would Do Well To Consider The Option Of Being The Strong...Silent Type......


P.S........If That Inflammatory Statement Doesn't Revive This Thread ... (and most likely get me shot)....Then Nothing Will.

 

Did you know GLENGLEN got so bored wating for me to bump Three word story he bumped this lonely Game...
Did you know thats kinda lame?

Do you know what really lame? I couldnt think of a better post.

 

No Suprises There.......

DID YOU KNOW........Perhaps You Should Take The Time To Ask Yourself ...........When Somebody Dials The Wrong Number......... Why Did You Bother Picking Up The Phone..............



Cheers Glen.

 

why not?

did you know A rat can last longer without water than a camel

 

No I Did Not Know That............But Whilst We Are On The Subject Of Rodents......

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DID YOU KNOW.......If You Want To Clear Out Your Digestive System......Just Sit On A Piece Of Cheese......And Swallow A Mouse...



Cheers Glen...

 

Did you know that if you mix Kool Aid with Milk, and Cheerios you get Ghetto Fruit Loops..

 

wow! thats interesting!

well while we are on the subject of Cheerios...
Did you know that 110 million packages of cheerios are defecated anally annually!

 

NO......And Whats More...Since I Was Halfway Through My Evening Meal When I Read That..........I WISH I DIDN"T.....



Cheers Glen
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DID YOU KNOW.....A "Hypocrite" Is A Person Who Has Seen Worse Things In Private, Than They Pretent To Be Shocked By In Public.....??

 

Did you know condoms have an expiry date??

 

Yes I Did Know That...



Cheers Glen.

DID YOU KNOW......It's So Long Since Glen Got "Laid"......He Had To Think {Hard And Long} Before He Could Remember What A Condom Was...(sad face...)

 

Did you know ancient romans used pig's intestinal membranes as a condom? Speaking of so long ago and all...maybe you recall them now? Sir?

 

actually i did

did you know it was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".

 

The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
Did you know that if this was Fantasy Island. you could say "the boat is under the train, under the car, under the plane, the plane, the plane.

 

did you know that when stuck in quick sand you keep your knees bent?

 

No I Didn't.......But Will Try And Recall That Advice Next Time I Get That "Sinking Feeling".


Cheers Glen.

DID YOU KNOW......I've Just Looked Up The Word "Politics" In The Dictionary And It Says Its A Combination Of Two Words: "Poli" Which Means Many.
And "Tics" Which Means Bloodsuckers....

 

oh haha, you silly goose!

but get this: Tourette Syndrome is a neurological disorder characterized by tics!

 

Did you know that only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Did you know that means that the 4th of July is all bullshit.

 

Meh.........Have you Got 30cents..? Then Ring Someone Who Cares..

Anyway..Just What Is This 4th Of July Thingy..??

Whatever It Is.. We Don't Celebrate It Here In Australia So It Can't Be Very Important.....





Cheers Glen.


DID YOU KNOW........Two In Every One People In This World Are Schizophrenic......

 

Did you know the flag of Switzerland dont have holes in it..