The "Did You Know..." Thread...

Did you know it takes about 700 cans of Gillette shave gel..and a very large razor to
shave a whale.

Shave a whale. yeah funky mama shave those whales, ah But Shoot the seal..

 

Only 700......Musta Been A "Bloody Small Whale".........Takes Me More Than That......Just To Shave My Back..........(whoops too much information)



Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....When I Was Six Years Old.....I Was Left An Orphan........What On Earth Is A Six Year Old Supposed To Do With An Orphan.....

 

Did you know I met a boy called Frank Mills
On September twelfth right here
In front of the Waverly
But unfortunately
I lost his address

He was last seen with his friend,
A drummer, he resembles George Harrison of the Beatles
But he wears his hair
Tied in a small bow at the back

I love him but it embarrasses me
To walk down the street with him
He lives in Brooklyn somewhere
And wears this white crash helmet

He has gold chains on his leather jacket
And on the back is written the names
Mary
And Mom
And Hell's Angels

I would gratefully
Appreciate it if you see him tell him
I'm in the park with my girlfriend
And please

Tell him Angela and I
Don't want the two dollars back
Just him!

 

No......I Did Not Know That.............Whoooooooo...



Cheers Glen....



Edit.....Did You Know.....I Think It's Gunna Be A Loooooong Night.............(10-02pm aussie time).

 

Yes Glen ....And It's Gunna Be Even Longer Between Replies On This Thread..............Now..At (16days)......And Counting....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.....The Internet Is A World-Wide Network Of University...Government...Business...And Private Computer Systems................................All Run By A 13 year Old Boy Called "Jason"..

 

Did you know that I live near where theres a popular rock throwing festival. Its Warrendale Pa. Home of Christina Aguilera..Pop music star. "cough"

Dont your know Im out of rocks.....

 

Don't Panic.........I'll Send You A Bagful........Fedex Collect...



Cheers Glen...

 

Did you know even though I posted the Christina shit "Spiritawakening" still has no clue, Ha ha... What Im saying...

Did you know GLENGLEN, No Matter How Hard I tried not to replicate the information from the POP world, it was forcefeed to me......

Did you know? Im just passing along the virus..... Enjoy.....

 

Did You Know.........You Just Posted 3 "Did You Knows"........


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.........I Am A Very Confused By Your Post.......

 

Did you know that< 3 is the magic number.. has something to do with a ChristinaAguileramass holiday or something?

Did you know I hate religions. Exspecially ones that I need to throw rocks at all the time...

 

Did You Know........I Am Still Confused....



Cheers Glen....

 

Did you know "Christ"inaAguilera"mas" is celebrated ever year by throwing rocks on DEC 25th..

 

Did You Know....I Am Not Only Still Confused......But Starting To Tear My Hair Out................Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



Cheers Glen.

 

Did you know I havent received those rocks you sent Fed-X, Urgent Please Resend rocks UPS>> United Pot Smokers.........Thanks..

 

Can't Understand Why.......I Clearly Addressed Them To "In A Tree".....But Then You Never Did Give Me A Country...State...Town...Or Street Number...??????...


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know.......They Say Swimming Is A Great Exercise....And Good For Weight Loss................But Have You Ever Seen A Whale........?

 

Did you know we can wait till Fed-"X-Mas" anyways..maybe by then Ill forget all about PoP *Stars*, but I doubt it.

 

Looooooooooooong Sigh....


Cheers Glen.

Did You Know.....That a Friend Of Mine Recently Took A Holiday In NewZealand.....When I Asked Him For His Opinion Of The Country......He Replied......It's Hard To Answer That Glen.....Because Whilst I Was There...It Appeared To Me To Be Closed..........



With Sincere Apologies...To "Spiritawakening"...

 

Did you know you smell like breakfast sandwiches