The definition of "Bravery" is..... A man coming home late, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on his collar, slapping his wife on the ass and saying, ......."You're next."
man, i'd just love it if my husband did that. i'd just look at my clipboard, ask if he has an appointment, and then say, "i'm sorry, sir, but you'll just have to take a number."
