The Day The Chat Stood Still...

Had a dream I was in a car with a Chinese man and his girlfriend. The dude kept farting and then just fanning his crotch like that was making the smell go away. Woke up and farted and it smelled like a nasty Chinese man's fart.

Not that I know what that would smell like. I only know from my dreams.

 

hubby has had thai-food flatulence before. its fucking evil.

 

ramen soup, plain potato chips and a long slim jim.. going dead, eat like on the road with dead thats what I always say..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNNzNXVVWNA

 

So remember I mentioned my toe nails were loose. ...well the middle toenails on the left foot is hanging byou a hang nail now.

 

rip it off..

 

I will but just not ready to yet...gotta get a picture first too.

 

i think im just going to pretend that private message didnt happen. i dont know you well enough to respond to your "hey, hows it going"

 

sent me same. I'm going to stop him.

 

I was gonna bandaid the nail in place. Asked my sister where they were. She saw my toenail and insisted she cut it off. So it's gone now. Looks fucked up but only hurts when I have pressure against the left side of it.

 

Get a rubber band and make it real tight like at your finger crease so your finger turn purple. Hehe. You don't feel anything after that or you could also file away the nerve and it won't hurt at all. I do this, but to me is akin to dragging my nails down a chalkboard I hate the feeling of a file against my fingernails, especially nerve and skin.

 

Hmm I bought new pair of cargo work pants just for forest walking really, something that won't tear away when I climbing over rocks etc. and I've got the length correct but I need to stitch in the waist. It's a very odd shape and I tried on three different pairs/brands/styles and they were all like this. Like trades people have big beer guts or something lol. They feel weird too, slippery material. Doesn't even feel strong? I dunno. I'm wearing them in now. They're black. I haven't stitched them yet.

 

^^^ put a belt on, Irmi!


Camouflage pants used to be my very favorite thing in the entire world to wear. Most of them are made cargo style. There was a bar I used to go to sometimes and a number of women would complement me on my camos...I didn't really think that much of it but I did think - they don't look that great. THEN I saw most of the ladies there were with other ladies, holding their hands, kissing a bit. It was then that I realized - oh my....that's why they liked my outfit. lol I felt like an idiot. smh This was a bar/restaurant that I would go to sometimes when I got off work, before I went home.

Now I've gained weight and I can just barely squeeze my fat ass in my camo pants. :-/ And I am not going to wear them like that...so they are all in a special place until I fit back in them.

I WILL FIT BACK IN THEM AGAIN....I've told myself that a number of times.

 

If I use my belt then it likes, just doesn't feel right lol. Like it's taking the whole diameter and squishing it and so my belt is around my waiste but the pants are well below the belt. It's a mess. I've had similar problems with pants before and I just pinch a touch of the sides together and stitch them like a staple brings it in quite a bit and works that way.

 

I get that, Irmi...I do. Before I became a chubby ass, sitting below the waist was where all my pants landed...but you don't want it down too far because that throws off how the pants fit. I've taken stitches in the waist area too.

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It is so hot and NOT EVER RAINING here, I have been spending most of my days in a stupor and then here at night it cools off. I should be getting in bed and enjoying it then but I can't seem to get my ass off this internet. Watching goats and parrots.


OH! and - there was a funny as hell video (on facebook) - there were 2 cops arresting a man for something (not serious, I'm sure). 1 cop was on each side of him. The one on my right (his left) had patted him down and was patting his pocket. There was this Big Object in that pocket (flashlight? baton?) Anyway, officer feels that object good but never puts his hand in the pocket. He askes dude "What's this in your pocket?" Dude says "Its my penis" Cop says "your PENIS!" He yanks his hand away and steps back.

Dude's hands were above his head and he was under control. Plus the other cop was there. Dang that was funny.

 

They stitched up good.

 

I have to do that to some pants too, Irmi. I'm curvy. If pants aren't cut for "curvy figures" then I'll get them to fit my hips and stitch the waist in a little.

I'm making cannabutter to use on vacation.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvBXdydlugY

 

Yep, I've earned my mom jeans!

 

My Mom was born in 1921 and died in 2008. She never owned a pair of jeans.