The Day The Chat Stood Still...

my sister just had her DNA done. its just like we expected. about 40% western Europe and 60% eastern Europe. they circle the exact areas but the circles are big so it could be anywhere from England to Spain that i am 20% from. but i already knew i had orphaned great grandparents from England so i dont think i am from anywhere else in that particular circle.

 

I want to get that dna ancestry done.

I've gotta have some money...and then a little more to play with.

Who knows...my ship comes in different places at different times.

Sometimes I think I got more than 1 ship and they both/all go down at the same times. I'd like for them to peak at different times.

lol

 

Every time my ship comes in, it sinks....

 

So maybe the message is about sunken treasure? Maybe your treasure isn't visible on the surface; maybe it is somewhere deeper.

 

Laura had Atreyú sit and wait for his dinner. Though she lost interest and came to kitchen with me instead. Must have been a good 3-5mins. I needed to use outside freezer. I get to the door dog is just staring at his food. I ask did you tell him he could eat? Oh shit she said I forgot, what's he doing? Just staring at it... No way... Eat!

We were completely from his site too, I'm impressed.

We've named his rhino chew toy, Corneleus.

 

Was in the beer place when I wanted a jersey from southern tier .. I took it cause the cashier said I could buy it. Gf was running the debt card when this other idiot from the store told me to take it off and leave the store..I'm like are you kidding me. He got an attitude and well he was about to put his hands on me when I said I wouldn't do that dude I just paid for it. Now my pistol was exposed cause I was just trying it on and intend to wear itout . Gf was surprised how calm I was and I said I don't stress with a burner on me..

 

i am always confused when i google something. lets say 'peanutbutter' just as an example. then there will be 10 pages of links to peanubutter recipes, sales, news articles about it. then there will always be one result that has nothing to do with it in any way. like in the middle of all this peanutbutter shit there will be one link for "daily news reports that franklin wins league championship" and just to see how this relates to peanutbutter i will read the whole article, and....not a single word in the whole thing. not peanut not butter...nothing.

 

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Dog taking his T Rex for a walk.... or the other way around?

 

i never see funny shit like that here

 

Just unplugged my Phone from Puter (was Uploading some Pics )Didn't notice the wire was wrapped round My Beer
Full can of Beer In slo mo slid off my Puter Desk Hit the Ledge and Shot All Fucking over Me I am Now sat in a Pool of Beer!! And you Know what I cant even be bothered Getting Up I just Opened another Beer

 

so the lowdown last night at the beer place. I wrote the preview on my phone not long after it happened.

Gf and I go into this beer place. We've gone there often. They know us. It was a little chilly last night and I commented on that while driving to the store. Gee I forgot my hoodie, could be kinda cold and sure I could easy find something to wear at the broinlaws house. But we get to the beer store walking around, actually having a good time. We picked out our beer and had it in the cart.. I walked past the hoodie a couple time and was like wow, I really want that. Id given the debit card to my gf and I was standing behind her and said ask them how much for the hoodie .. Gf said to the cashier (a sweet little old lady) my boyfriend wants to know how much for the hoodie?, and the lady said "how much you want to pay for it?" and I said "Ill give you 20bucks".. she said "its your".. fucking dandy I was thrilled and tickled hell yeah a Southern Tier logo hoodie. I went back and got it, it was hanging from a hanger on some wire. i yanked it down and walked to the front.

Gf was saying try it on baby make sure it fits. Really I could care less it fits well, Im cold. I need it. I told my gf to go ahead and pay for it. It wasn't scanned or nothing purchased as is. While we just was ready to push our cart out and was thanking the cashier (whom now I find out today is the idiots girlfriend).. He comes up behind me as starts yelling "where the fuck did you get that jersey?", hes holding a wire hanger in his hand. He had to of climbed up a case of beer or two to yank that down because it would not come with me when I pulled down the hoodie. it just sat there and wobbled .. So now Im looking at the dude and said "are you kidding me?". He starts yelling more saying "Ive got people coming in here all the time stealing my shit, take it off and get the fuck out of my store". Dumbfounded all of us, the cashier and my girlfriend just shocked at whats going on. Hes welding this hanger and about to put his hand on me when I turned exposing my firearm which slipped up from under my shirt anyway when I was trying on the hoodie and I just said "I wouldn't do that dude"... When the cashier stepped in and said "calm down they just bought it"..I kept my distance from him but you could see his face was fire red and he was very angry, no telling what he was capable of..

I dont know what he would of done hadn't cashier said something .. but I do know had he hit me with that hanger, they would be pulling a 380 slug from his thigh bone and he would walk with a limp the rest of his life.

As we were exiting further and he never really apologized only insulted me and the cashier even more. "Jesus Christ you didn't even purchase Southern Tier beer!!!" And he was cursing out the lady, he got really pissed off at her when we was out of ear shot leaving. But Ive sensitive ear and I turned around and went back in and said "dude that's enough!!".. Cant say what happened after we left the parking lot. We was going to call the police ourselves because he seemed so angry at the cashier. now learned thats his girlfriend. I feel bad for her.

Girlfriend was so proud of how I handled it, as shes usually thinks Ill flip out real quick and just fuck someone up. Nope, Im not physically violent as well I have multiple sclerosis. Cool calm collective, assess the situation, keep distance from violent persons, talk in a calm manor dont escalate it. all else fails shoot the motherfucker in the kneecap..

I wrote the story minus he almost got shot/ on his review pages on google. He replied back promptly . I guess they receive emails to notify they have a review. Again he does not apologize but only cops out some bullshit : cashiers are not permitted to sell promotional items .. That's it mother fucker, that's all your going to say? .. I just told the planet earth you was welding a hanger, and all your going to say is cashier blah blah blah. Meanwhile I now know its his girlfriend. Oh so guess who is going to contact Southern Tier tomorrow and have them pull their products for his shelves. And watch me get another hoodie and tshirts and probably a case of beer too from Southern Tier. derp derp..

There was no instruction on the hoodie, did not say NOT FOR SALE/ DISPLAY ONLY.. Its a fucking hoodie.. geeze..

 

I live in one of those states that considered making wearing a hoodie illegal....

 

Most Pubs in the UK wont let you in wearing a Hoodie

 

Our Dollar General store has a sign saying you can't wear sunglasses, hats, or hoods in the store. They've been robbed at gunpoint.

 

hoodie law basically is wearing a hoodie while committing a crime will be charged with a further offense to conceal identity.. also be instrument of crime or some other fancy legal jargon.

 

Decided to use some rabbit mulch as my dirt to fix a few backyard holes. Sprinkled grass seed and covered with some wire. Now it's a down pour outside. Not sure if the acidity of the mulch will effect growth... be a good test anyway.

 

I can see making wearing a Hoodie during a crime more of a punishment. ..actually that makes more sense than the hate crime law.
But to make Hoodie illegal, that is just fucking retarded.

 

helmets here too

have to take off helmets at gas stations and stores or its a disguise

using a fake gun in commission will also earn you the same exact charges and penalties as a real gun