The Day The Chat Stood Still...

http://wncn.com/2016/07/04/man-found-dead-60-70-feet-up-in-sc-tree/

 

Am i reading that right, that a witness watched him die?..

 

no

sounds like he died later after the rescue


found unresponsive at 1pm...but died at 8am (the next day i presume)...lousily written article

 

this one seems better written

i guess he was found dead at 1pm but coroner suspects he died at 8am before being found


http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/32368598/officials-tree-arborist-found-dead-while-hanging-near-walhalla-home

 

rule number one


never work alone

 

its days like today that i wish i owned a house on the lake with a huge yard full of trees so i could run out for naked swims and not scare the neighbours

the lake i like the most around here is very deep and stays much cooler than most

 

*looks around and doesn't see anybody else*


Guess I'll have to scrap rule number one...

 

ya, rule number one went out the window years ago.....

dog hasn't been going far from his cooling hole that he dug in my yard....he is almost level with the ground now when he gets in it....he scrapes a new cool layer of soil off every day

 

my dogs get spoiled with air conditioning.. actually surprised how well the ac is cooling off .. was feeling a little dizzy outside because my brain be all macho man with the heat and sun, my body on the other hand says fuck this shit had to come inside.

 

My eyes feel pretty decent after a little snooze.

 

my best egg customers....gay couple asked me for 3 dozen this wek instead of 2....big lesbian gathering over on the beach road......one of them drives a convertible Austin cooper and the other one...she drives a new tundra....the tundra one looks like she was or is a cop so I am being careful not to smoke doobies when they come over

 

sounds like the cooper one is the lady and the tundra is the butchy one

 

What am I going to be with my ranger then?
Big butch bulldog Dyke?

I'm gone step down from the driver seat and they all gone go "oh wow, look at that tiny thing getting out of there"

 

Bite Your Tongue GLEN.......Bite Your Tongue......



Cheers Glen.

 

the tundra one is for sure the dominant one.....they are very nice to me...friendly ....they give me 3 bucks a dozen and pick up at my door

 

sounds like thunder..

 

ranger is a sissy truck

cant compare a ranger to a tundra its like comparing a cavalier to an infinity

 

Yeah... Forgot to tell you. I sent you a storm.

 

I could not tell you the difference between a tundra or ranger....or a cavalier or infinity. I think I nearly bought an infinity but I was worried about repair costs. Because parts would be rare.

 

get back in your mouse and get out of here...