The Dangers Of Sneezing

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  1. broony

    broony Banned

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    their have been multiple people who broke a rib from it.

    also lots of people have injured their neck, back, collar bone and many other parts of the body from waste up.

    I'm sure you can get it.


    so... why do we have to fucking bend over and move our body to shoot what is likely to come out our mouth more the 50MPH that if not covered... seriously

    plus a sneeze just makes people sick, and still get hurt from injury or sickness.

    so if everyone injured covers their mouth to not spread bacteria that person still might likely break a rib.



    Now we have to pay for fucking hospital.

    ......
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i guess evolutionarily, people who were severely injured by a sneeze were not supposed to pass along their genetics in the first place.
     
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  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    According to the Mayo Clinic the average sneeze is about 100 mph

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    Hotwater
     
  4. Aerianne

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    I broke a rib, high up, in line with the top of my arm pit but I wasn't sneezing when I did it.
     
  5. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I had this PE teacher in middle school who would get so pissed if you sneezed or coughed near him.

    I can still hear him.. "Hey why you coughin around me!?1?1?!"


    was such a funny and cool guy. I think he passed away though within the past year or two.
     
  6. GLENGLEN

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    Overly Rough Arm Pit Sex Perhaps...... :unsure: ..????



    Cheers Glen.
     
  7. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    lol...I wouldn't want to tell you otherwise now, Glen.
     
  8. broony

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    If you crack a rib or two and have a bad sneeze you can fully break them.... so speaking..

    im guessing the most common thing to injury in sex is the back and knees
     
  9. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I once sneezed then ate a rack of ribs
     
  10. broony

    broony Banned

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    I love eating steak cause its muscle.

    like fucking duh..
     
  11. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I really like sneezing. I even have dedicated nostril pokers that help tickle my nose just so that I will sneeze. I think I might get up to 24 sneezes a day. :)
     
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  12. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    My back is so fucked up that sneezing has instantly put me in the floor... hard!


    I have to be holding on to something and put all my weight on one leg when I sneeze or I've screwed, unless I'm already sitting. Sitting isn't an answer though if I want to get out of the chair afterwards.
     
  13. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    I always worry about sneezing while driving
     
  14. Aerianne

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    I do too! My sneezes come out in a sequence of 7, usually.
     
  15. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    sneezing is the only thing that clears my sinuses, and it usually involves the sun when i sneeze. and also living at high elevations for anything to be able to do so. clear my sinuses that is. obviously i can and do sneeze at lower elevations too. especially if i happen to look too close to the sun.
     

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