The Curse Of The Chat People

Look into 23andme. I'm getting results back within the next few weeks. It tells a lot more than relationships too. You just have to provide a saliva sample...of course anyone that you want to test for relationship with you would also have to send a saliva sample too. It's around 200 bucks.

My wife finally put to rest the truth that the man she thought was her father is her father. It also matched her siblings and cousins - without providing their names on the information that she sent when filling out the online form.

 

^^^I did it to see if I'm a carrier for parkinson's

 

Was just in royal farms and wanted one of their new hamburgers. Go to the deli counter and saw you have to use one of those computer screens to press the order that you want.

FUCK THAT SHIT!!

I just walked out. I'm not dealing with a computer when I want a sandwich.

 

recently the ATM machine be a task.. like wtf i just want to get quick cash not answer 100 questions.. beep beep beep beep beep beep beep and awe fucking hell!!

 

Sound like the storm passed. It was the worst one I ever drove through in this town. Lightning was striking all around me. Crazy loud thunder. One time it actually hurt my ear. Had to slow down to 10mph on an empty road because visibility was about 10 to 15 feet for a while.

 

Oops, I read it all wrong. I thought you were trying to decide whether to test, and how.

 

The other father confirms he was not with her at the time.. Im just thinking the weird stuff because of thing he says and does .. not like hes reading my facebook and being influenced. my FB dont have anything.. Only made it to track down my son. Lost contact and address a couple years ago and it hasnt been long.. He also knew somehow I would search for him with the internet and I did.. He was happy when I sent him message, its your dad. About a month later he closed his FB and I was like wtf??.. so I text him now i have his phone and asked is something I said or did. He said no, just cant tell everyone right now. and I let it go at that.. come back a few weeks later saying he was getting married.. another thing thats weird. almost like he waited til I found him to decide to get married.. I might be thinking much into it. but Its cool . Im proud the direction his life went.

 

Great shower is great...

 

For a while there, I thought it was just a story to scare little kids. Then one night my grandaddy got the whole family together. He told us that some outsider folk had done something real bad, he wouldn't say what, he just said... That the Irminsul would be out after 'em, and that we all better stay inside until daylight.

29 years old and resting in pieces with skin falling off my bones and maggots stuck in the creases has got me feeling pissed off and on some whole other level, now I'm summoned from hell to do the work of the devil. A crucifix in my pocket from another place and time, I was found but I'm now I'm lost and I could see but now I'm blind. Blinded to the fact a rarely walk out in the light so I wait inside the darkness until I'm called out by the night. I'm a fucken nursery rhyme on the school playgrounds, jumping rope, throwing rocks all the kids play 'round. Screaming out my name and pray you wake up well, keep the cross on your front porch to keep away the Irminsul.



Right, well. I've gone for a nice midnight walk. I don't feel like bringing in another year hungover, so I thought I'd do my New Year's Eve trick and just be sober for it instead. Sober enough... so far.... I better get free drinks at the pub today. That's how it works, yeah? Probably not, they don't even like me coming anymore since they can't beat me at pool lol. Heads go down when I rock up. They run to the chalkboard too to get their name up or else, there's a good fat chance they won't get many games the way I knock the bastards around.

 

This picture reminds me of my mother doing this homework for me. I hated all this Science Fair build a model type of stuff. Kids don't learn from it and they don't do the homework, mom and dad do. I always preferred being able to either write down or verbally explain a concept. How does building a model help that? I suppose they are thinking small kids learn from hands on stuff.

 

dog has been doing well with my absences to go to the other farm....I don't bring him....his job is here...

in his hole

look how perfect it fits him

 

awesome dog..

 

nutty cat lady came wandering up the driveway at the at the farm today....I didn't know she was a nutty cat lady until she opened her mouth and then it took about 3 seconds....and I knew....what I have on my hands right here is one nutcase cat lady.....I did feel bad because she said she was looking for her Siamese with a pink collar missing 3 days....but she also told us as many personal details as one could cram into a 5 minute talk......

we don't have your cat and we don't need to know your husbandd beat you up for 37 years before you divorced or your settlement details or any court room drama.....don't care your cat is a rescue that you found frozen in a lake or some stupid shit...we have work to do....

 

God. This bank. I do all the leg work, I send in all the details they say they'll call back. They don't. I call 4 days later. They say they didn't see it come through. All good "just send the same documents and information that you've already filled out back through" -rolls eyes- "I'll email the team and get back to you tomorrow, all looks okay on my end"

Okay. Good.

So I call this morning straight away to get the ball rolling "oh she hasn't showed up today" so why can't you do anything? "Oh because it's her client" I'm not a client and she hasn't done anything I've only sent thrugh the required paperwork. "Yeah but still, it's her job".

Fucken bullshit! It's Friday morning and you're just a lazy ****.

I'm honestly very close to switching banks soon. Maybe I'll go get a Swiss bank account, always hear they're good? this bunch of morons certainly aren't looking after me. =\

 

thanks..

i'm sleepy


happy bday Joc'

 

...sorry...people see what they want to see

 

Happy Birthday my dear friend Irmi Jocelyn!!!


:rastana: unk:


I won't say behave...just be safe!

 

id lay in a hole too if i had a fur coat in this weather

 

Bank called me. Apparently another "team" has it. They'll email me on Monday.

Basically that means no one wants to do it today on Friday. Yeah well... This bank is destined for landfill for me.