The Creation Of The Universe

It wasn't really a big bang... just a huge fart.

 

It was not supposed to be. It was known (Hell), but desire won over reason.

 

I know some of you have read my post about some comedian's comments on the chicken and the egg----I wanted to repost it here, but this new site does not yet make it easy to look for one's previous posts... I'll have to rewrite it.

A famous comedian whose name I can't recall stated that he had solved the problem once and for all of which came first, the chicken or the egg. Chickens came from eggs so he was here to tell us, that of course the egg came first--problem solved.

He went on to say that, "Now some of you may ask where the egg came from. ...well, that was another chicken--but that's not important."

 

'Everything is interconnected but some things are more interconnected than others' - Douglas Adams.