the crap joke thread

omg.... the worst ones just nearly killed me laughing!

 

A brunette, a blonde and a redhaed are all in third grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde, because she's 18

 

Infact you've now basically given me the go-ahead for posting a joke I was a bit wary of mentioning before...but since the tone has officially been lowered... (blame tannaleigh):

What's the best thing about shagging twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.


*cringes and waits for a battering from the angry mums*


*runs*

 

ugh...im having trouble holding the dead baby jokes in...but amy you just reminded me of one...*fights urge*..............

*loses the battle*

what's worse than nailing 20 dead babies to a tree?





nailing 1 dead baby to 20 trees...

...that's one of the nicer ones i know too

 

oh amy..... you want it lowered...

What the worst part of "shagging" a 4 year old?

getting the blood out of the clown costume.

 

stunned silence....

 

lol Don't fret

 

lol... i'm not... i know no matter how disgusting a joke is.... most people chuckle out of discomfort.

 

Your tattoos will look funny if you lose a foot

 

lol.... holy shit I better not lose a foot...
Just this morning I got all confused because they weren't making sense.. then I realized my legs were crossed...

So I went to make some coffee and wake up...:rofl:

 

I've got one about Stevie Wonder, can you guess what it is

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA