the chats meow

maybe WE should do some research?...i think it is you that needs to research.....there is this new company now called ''google''....i am told that it enables one to search the entire internet in about 1 second regarding any topic...you only provided the least bit of info and it makes it look like you are attempting to fuck someone up...and we dont counsel people to commit rape and/or murder.

...a tox was done so the popo are involved...we dont fuck with the popo...they tend to get angry about shit like that...

not to mention the fact that we live here...you are a visitor here...you have no right to demand we answer you

so next time tell your friend to watch her fucking drink at the bar instead of slutting around the dance floor

actually no...some of us have standards...i bailed on a heavyhitter the other night out of simple mathematics

as soon as time in minutes exceeds her total pounds it is time to bail....i put this one at 200 lbs so a little more than 3 hours of listening to this girl talk was all i was prepared to invest

t vs w...its simple

sometimes it is advised to carry one of those drink umbrellas into the sack...if you find the va-jj and need to get up and roll a doob or something all you do is stick the little umbrella into her beav so that it is easy to locate the next round and you dont have to sniff around all over again

or so i'm told


i am taking hot neighbor to lunch tomorrow....cause i love her:love:

 

I'm still a virgin which is sad i know but i was only joking

 

not sad at all....ftr i am joking too...is there a reason you dont hire a hooker?.......or several hookers...many of them are quite cool people

 

i dont wanna catch something i'm scared of that kinda thing

dig it i'll have my glory days someday

 

boooringist day evaarr.... this is my one day off this week and i've done nothing but sit here all day... nothing to do nowhere to go.. the days i do work i'm always like "ugh, i fucking hate work, i'd do anything to stay home today..." then when i have days off i'm like "i'm soo bored, i'd rather be working right now than sitting here doing nothing"

nothing can please me haha... I wanna find some sort of game to get into, i always used to play those nerdy games like World of Warcraft when i was a lot younger i need to find something like that again to distract me from my bordom.. can't find anything thats free and decent though..

 

ummm..arent you the one with the girlfriend?,

 

yea, i was supposed to see her tonight actually but i don't feel like it anymore... don't you guys just ever have those days when everything seems boring? And you just have no motivation to anything whatsoever... Today is one of those days, i can't find a single thing that interests me...

 

no motivation to see a girl?


cant say Ive had to deal with that

 

I'm bored everyday of my life brother

 

but if i see her i'll have to talk to her and i have no motivation or interest to talk to anyone right now

yet it's a loose loose situation because now she's just texting me instead... and if i don't reply she'll just be like "did you get my text?" in an hour or so.. and then i have to act as if i didn't get it, and so she'll just send it again... so really there is no escaping it... lol

It's funny because she actually just got a new phone, and lately i've been ignoring so many texts (from everyone, not just her) and so i just keep telling her i must have not gotten it, so she thinks its just because of the new phone lol, so i can pretty much not reply whenever i want now

 

My friend who took his life last year, i ran into his dad today. I had not seen him in 3 months maybe. It was a total mind fuck talking and seeing him today. I don't know why this time was different...well i do...but i dont.

See my friend looks so much like his dad i can see my buddy in him. Its almost like im talking to him...but its his dad im talking to...Its crazy man...hard to explain. The whole situation that happened last summer is still such a mind fuck. We have all had a solid year to think about it...we have still not accepted it.

 

Thats a hard situation to over come

 

I take this back, i should turn the 'we' to I.

 

always hard to talk with the family of a person that takes their own life...the guilt and anger that inevitably follows is hard too...hang in there broony....

i found myself wondering if i could have been the one person to get through to several of my friends that died that way



ortus......loose loose?

your gf is a loose loose situation?....thats weird...usually its the old whores that get too loose....i wouldnt let her catch you saying she is loose:mickey::mickey:

 

hahaha whatthefuck, how did i miss spell 'lose' twice in a row, i can't even blame that one on a typo... that's just my retardation at work again

 

I need to hang out with him more.... Because today for a second it was hard to look at him...and it was hardest when he smiled....its a fucked up thing to say...but its the truth. I see my friend when he smiles...we, fucking i miss that...fuckign hard.

I told him we should play golf sometime.....he said call whenever....so that will help. Being 1 on 1 with him in a good place.

 

ok so i decided that tonight instead of bitching here in the lounge that i would be scrappy-doo out in the forums....and in a skip thread no less.....so if you dont see me tomorrow you know why.....i fucking cant stand when someone starts a reply with ''umm''....and i cant stand when someone downplays thousands of deaths from cartel violence south of the border because they wanna do sex shit on fucking skype....



i need those doobers

 

Summer feels so nice.

 

i feel the same way...i live on an island....it is like being in a different country...no cops...lots of clean water to swim in...babes every where....there is a girl that works in the store in town that is maybe the prettiest girl i have met in person in many months...she doesnt seem to own anything other than short shorts and she has legs for miles...trying to get my kid to ask her out so i can meet her mom...or even her gramma lol

 

I really want to trip tonight, but i dunno if i should, i just did not to long ago... two weeks ago i think? Plus i have stuff to do tomorrow... maybe i'll just split the dosage in half lol, i'll still have a nice trip, especially if i smoke some more weed..