The Chat in the hat

they have cop cars here that dont even look like cop cars .. most of em do but some of em just look like regular cars but you can just tell .. that they're really the cops

 

first thing that gets my suspicion up is the windows. they are strict about tinted windows here and in nj. and all the unmarked cars have very dark tints. its the easiest way to point one out quickly.

 

When my Dad was a kid their dog was named Puddles. (wonder why) The best test of a dog name is going outside and yelling the name. If it feels easy to yell it will work. Just don't call him sit or stay.

 

a friend of a friend (not someone i ever met) named his dog D.O.G. when he called him he would yell deeohgee

 

I always thought that would be a good name, especially when people ask you how to spell it.

 

thats from a movie too...i just cant remember the name of the movie....i'm sure some basement dweller is running a ''dogs of film'' website somewhere....i have a friend with that name for her dog....d-o-g


my pups no peeing inside streak is still going....little fella slept on the floor right beside me and didnt make a single sound all night..............

.this morning as soon as i brought him outside he did both his businesses


turns out it is incredibly difficult to find a tiny turd on the grass once you look away to go inside and grab a bag


morning stoners

 

spellcheck is telling me that ''debonaire'' is what i'm trying to spell when i type ''bonafide''

 

its sad but google is better than spell check at spell checking

 

isnt bonafide a bonafide word?

 

i hate spellcheck and autocorrect and i prefer that turned off

and auto capitalization i sometimes have to backspace to make it back lowercase sometimes it changes the word to some really retarded shit

 

:coffee:

 

ok i just made up my mind, im fuckin goin to get cappuccino!:coffee::coffee::coffee:

 

Auto Capitalization.???.....Have I Just Died And Gone To Heaven...



Cheers Glen.

 

Good morning :coffee:

soon you will learn to carry bags in your pockets.

 

it only does the first word in a sentence.

i got cappuccino and mixed a little french vanilla coffee in but somehow i got hot coffee on my hand which hurt but i acted like it didnt happen. the coffee is super good tho.

for some reason the lid says "international paper" but its plastic and has the date "12/16/20" on it

 

sort of tired and achy this morning ..

 

enjoy the tired and achy while the kid is still in her womb because after she spits him/her out you will wish for ONLY BEING tired and achy.....

tired and achy will be a good day.....

tired and achy will be just a feint memory

haha.....i love you brother

 

do we have a baby forum?

some states charge defendants money for admin fees on account they got charged in the first place....it actually cost money to go to court....defendants can be charged for the cost of the jury.....49 states charge money if you want an electronic monitor....

....so the usa is even making being a criminal out of reACH TO THE POOR

 

stupid school multi-meter has this annoying magnet on the back. I dont want this thing energizing my drivers , killing my credit cards, or pulling my hand into energized equipment. but I cant find a way to get it out without breaking it. urggggggg..

 

i just picked up the fxed circuit board for my tshirt dryer.....dude completely rebuilt where it had popped resisters and contact burns....one of the resisters was blown clean off the board haha......

...he thinks we crushed in the dial for the motor control carrying it through the thin doors of my house...causing it to short the board out and send full current through it and blowing it up....he replaced the pot too