The Chat in the hat

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  1. broony

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    i was running back and forth carrying them, they all 12 to 15 inches... really good find..

    good wood, and yes good money.

    chasing and searching for the green paper all day long.
     
  2. Tyrsonswood

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    I gotta cut my own fire wood...
     
  3. broony

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    I'm going saturday with a family member to get more wood out in the deep woods.

    Feels good.

    Work a 9 hour shift, go get some firewood, clean the house.. a small bowl at the end and I'm fucking stoned...
     
  4. broony

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    If you see wood, money, opportunities, girls, anything and in that split second you only have 1 shot to get it and do it, you might get it.

    Those things above I only act on if i i know I'm not taking from someone..

    But when the gov cuts these nice trees, and i drive 8 miles another direction and i see a sign that says a jail time sentence not cutting logs. The forests in deep woods are FILLED with fallen and burnt trees. So i see something good, damn right ima take it. :cool:
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKXW3vp7bs"]Breaking News: Surprise! We're having a baby ! - YouTube
    ;)
     
  6. wyldwynd

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    :party: Congratulations :baby:
     
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    if she pissed on it wrong, im going to kick her ass.....lol.
     
  8. Mother's Love

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  9. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

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    how do you piss on something wrong .. the only way i ever piss on something wrong is when the piss accidentally runs down and gets on my shoe .. :rolleyes:

    sucks when that happens.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    around here we just go to whatever company has logging rights and ask them for written permision to pick up scraps in their old cuts

    weird thing is they take the crappy stuff for paper mill and the birch they leave is great for burning..
     
  11. pensfan13

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    My replacement dosnt want me to take break yet. I would be pissed if i was hungry. If i wait too long then i have to wait even longer while we shut everything down. The new owners said the supervisors are supposed to give everyone thier breaks. Thats a joke on so many levels.
     
  12. AceK

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    i almost knocked somebody down on the subway platform running for a train earlier .. oops im sorry .. i made it in the door tho and ill never see them again so its cool (it was a guy and not some old lady if that makes any difference.. i probably woulda felt worse for an old lady)

    i switched trains (got off the 1) and by the time i got thru the elevator and down the stairs to the platform i see the A train leaving and yell "FUCK!" real loud. I wait around for the next train, which turned out to be a garbage train, not one u can ride (or would wanna eww!) so i go back up a level to get the 1 train again, fuck the A train somethins goin on with it anyway so fuck it.

    same thing happens when i get down the steps on this platform. i'm trying to fuck with my ipod which is tangled up in the head phone cords in my pocket and make it down these steps super fast without trippin cuz the train is there and the doors are shutting...fuck . i dropped my phone so i gotta pick it up which means i miss this train too THAT CRACKED THE FUCKIN SCREEN DAMMIT .. maybe if id stayed up there and waited things woulda turned out differently .. i'll never know

    well now i gotta piss fuckin bad so i probably look like im about to bug out or something but its really cuz im pissed about my iPod and the fact that I really do have to piss really fuckin bad so i make my way down to the very end past where it says you shouldnt go past lol and found a lil nook to piss off. some woman kept pacing the platform and i didnt want her to see my pecker .. she out to know what i was doing and not come down this far lol

    i finally got on and got down there and did what i needed to do, went in rite aid and asked if they had a fuckin bathroom they said no, so i said isn't there a starbucks close to here? and she said "yea, on 94th, but you can just go to mcdonalds .. okay thats on 96, and all the hobos go there but its closer u just gotta wait on line.

    idk but i decided to get a quarter pounder w/ cheese there too and the dude across from me at another table was talking to me and commented on how i looked agitated when i came in and i told him, yea i really had to fuckin piss i thought i was gonna piss my pants.

    but it was other shit too, that was part of it but my phone, and some other shit i didnt even mention in this post but it all must be starting to show up on my face and i hate when that happens ;)
     
  13. Tyrsonswood

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    :coffee:


    Congrats orison...
     
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    yay,, thanks..
     
  15. eggsprog

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    congrats dude.
     
  16. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Ace is having a Monday on a Friday.
     
  17. AceK

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    idk y problems never come at me one at a tme .. they always come in huge numbers
     
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    thanks. its fairly official.. usually those things dont lie no matter how much you pee on them.
     
  19. AceK

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    whose pregnant?
     
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    we are..
     
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