the bitch switch has been flipped

whos the bitch?

 

it wasn't ment to be

 

I meant fitz, but you answered, bitch.

 

well I do answer to bitch alot....


I~S if it wasn't meant to be an insult that would be a good thing *turns towards you with a big shitty grin*

 

yea, i do like it...

 

You and Peace Attack should e-hookup.

 

^
I know where the usb ports are, but where are the penis ports?

 

You just gotta open up your dvd drive and get a running start.

 

But my penis is'nt disc shaped!

 

That's why you lube it up and just go for it man. Carpe Compaq.

 

I remember at the beginning of my relationship my gf did not show up when she said she would. I waited 3 hours and was very stubborn.

Than I went to see her, only to find her severly sick and throwing up.

I felt like SHIT for being mad at her and cuddled with her for the next 6+ hours till 5.

Sooo...give him a call! Don't be stubborn.

 

call him. ask him why he didntn call, ie give him a chance. if his reason is shite then tear him a new one, including insulting his pencil dick. personally id probably just laugh and call him an asshoel then hang up but hey, thats me, i dont see the point in wasting time on losers

 

So did you get together after all?

 

I don't really care about Friday night plans anymore-my life is sporadic, plans are overrated. I only make plans with Kevin and my best friend, Gina-and that's because we have terrible schedules that never match.

 

goddammit, i want an update :toetap:

 

click refresh.....

 

She probably got so wound up from all of the calming advice she received here yesterday that she went and buthchered the motherF**, fed him his own pencil dick, and is now in prison.

 

I kind of enjoy having a friday night off every once in a while... but it does suck when plans are cancelled at the last minute...

 

Did you ever hear from him, Peace? We want to know! And if you are in jail, please ask to use their computer to tell us.