The *BEST* way to get rid of the cellulite on you ass is..

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  1. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    ... to just take a cold bath with ice cubes for 15 minutes, every day.

    After 2 weeks or so, it should be mostly gone!
    And it's also good for blood circulation.
     
  2. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    That's good for pretty much anything, especially alternating like 5 minutes really cold, then super hot, etc. :D Great for circulation, your skin, and lots of other stuff too. :D
     
  3. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Explain how this works, please. I'd be TOTALLY glad to be cellulite free.
     
  4. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I hate cellulite :( It's so UGLY!! And whether you're skinny, fat, "regular average", you're gonna get some, a bit, or a lot... depending. I heard that like only 2% of women are not affected by it! Lucky them. I have a little bit...
     
  5. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    "The *BEST* way to get rid of the cellulite on you ass is.. "

    To get up off you ass!
     
  6. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    if only 2% arent affected by it, then isnt it perfectly normal, & the ones without it the freaks?
     
  7. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    lol

    true ;)
     
  8. natural23

    natural23 Senior Member

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    We should study and learn from the "freaks".
     
  9. YellowBellyHippy

    YellowBellyHippy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Yup, anybody and everybody gets it.... No matter what your size!
     
  10. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    i think we should learn from penny's ass what a perfect ass should be ;)
     
  11. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    lol I have cellulite on my ass too... like if I press my skin, it looks like.. orange peel!! and in the light, it's noticeable..
     
  12. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Eh, it's inevitable, it doens't make that much of a difference. :rolleyes:
     
  13. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    trouble yourself not penny over such things ....if you have a skin to be in , and are safe n warm ....your doing fine . besides your in the 99th level of very pretty girls .
     
  14. PrincessJewel

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    ive never heard of that. thats very interesting. i'll try it for sure whenever i get a chance. there are no bath tubs in my dorms :(
     
  15. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    you know, it's funny. my mother, who is very overweight, has never had cellulite. my mother-in-law who's a size 2, is covered with it. just in case someone wanted to make a point about exercise and all that. lol. anyway, the super cold shower is just all around good for you anyway. keeping your skin and body hydrated helps a lot, too.
     
  16. IronGoth

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    The Russians believe in cold-water swimming (e.g. polar bear swimming) daily to maintain health.
     
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    oh yeah. it's a great way to wake up in the morning, too. gets the blood flowing better than coffee, without the headaches.
     
  18. Oz!

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    a cold bath with ice cubes? :eek:

    I think i'd rather just keep the bit o' fat on me arse...if it's alla same :H
     
  19. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    what, you don't want your penis to crawl up into your stomach? that's not pleasant for you? ;)
     
  20. Oz!

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    I gotta admit, it's not on me list of "top ten things to do today" :D

    Seriously tho'.....so wot is a bit of cellulite?...i've yet to jump into bed with someone and say "oh dear, that's a nasty bit of cellulite on yer arse, I don't fancy a fuck afterall" ;)
     

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