The Best Part Of Waking Up

Is coffee and a spliff.

How about yourself?

 

Throwing my arm over the missus and grabbing her ass or slotting myself against her back putting you know what you know where.
Then a shower.
Say hello and feed the pets.
Breakfast.
Coffee or juice.

 

You both have better ways of waking up than me.

I guess it's coffee for me. I don't have great waking up experiences.


I miss smoking a bowl in the morning. Oddly I miss waiting for my suboxone to kick in in the morning also, since I haven't been taking that for many months now. For some reason that was something I looked forward to.



Oh I do like it when my son jumps in bed to give me a hug in the morning. That's sweet but from there it's go, go, go. Not relaxing anymore.

 

Seeing my son and the sun both smilin at me.

 

I do like that....

I'm just....exhausted anymore. And by morning, when I actually have to get up, I'm annoyed at having been up every freaking hour to pee. So I can't say I'm happy to see the sun... just, my son.

 

Sex...going back to sleep and then waking up and having sex again. That's always nice. That's more of a weekend wake up though.

 

Yep... can tell your kids are older. Because what you just described is a very, very distant memory.

 

The best part of waking up is realizing you're still alive.

I don't drink coffee, or have kids, or have sex in the morning.
I do look forward to breakfast though. But I have to wait at least an hour for that, so mostly I wake up earlier to have enough time for everything.

 

I wonder what it'd be like to wake up dead. Probably pretty cool I'd think. I'd be like floating through walls watching my neighbours take their morning showers and shit.

 

Meh. I don't think one cares much about that when one is dead.
Yes, I believe in afterlife.

 

I'd skip watching my neighbors.

 

Well aren't you a classy little queen.

 

I believe in an afterlife too and yeah I probably wouldn't watch my direct neighbours but you get the jist right? You locate good looking people, you float throw their walls and you perv. Mind you if there's absolutely no sexual enjoyment in the spirit world then haunting people would be much more interesting but personally I'm banking on terrific sexual gratification in the spirit world.

 

Not really, I just like easy, calm mornings.
I can't just wake up, have coffee and go, go, go!
I don't leave the house without breakfast, so I have to get up earlier.

 

Good luck.

 

When I say go, go, go... that's around here. But obviously that's how it is with kids.

It actually takes me forever to get ready in the mornings. I absolutely cannot wake up and leave the house to GO anywhere in less than two hours if just taking care of me and 2.5 hours if getting Cason ready as well. (as compared to his dad doing it). But that's because I have 50 million things I do to get ready. It's kinda crazy- I need a haircut to save time.

 

shower is the best part for me

im technically not awake until the shower

 

is folgers in ur cup

 

No... HolyMotherOfSludge