The best date you ever went on.

i break down the wall on them...i leave no stone unturned....i'm a masshole

 

i did get the impression that she didn't like men much anymore. couldn't really blame her.

 

These chicks are the most satisfying to lay then leave. Mmm mmm good and you feel like you're doing the world a favor!

 

Yeah. It depends.

But actually, I rarely find myself in that position anyway.

Bitchiness doesn't exist for me. I assume it's there and walk right through it.

You don't want to get in a shouting match with a girl either. That's just bad form.

Better to throw pebbles and ignore them from the beginning.

 

i get a kick out of being an asshole though

 

What I've done lately is call them on their immaturity. Works well or I hit em with something stupid to reset her neurology and slightly confuse her.

Her: Why are you wearing that shirt?(rolls her eyes)
Me: 5 + 2 = 75 (snip and stack)

 

Yeah. For me there are two kinds of insult for the little bitches. Works well:

1) male crass (but above the fray) --- throw in a bunch of curse words and scratch your balls for effect;

2) subtle insults --- things like "Try to keep up, hon."

And if you end up fucking 'em, leave 'em.

P.S. Oh, and smile while insulting them. Very important.

 

Microcalibration! You know what I just recently discovered? A way to neg/check a shit test without fear of retaliation or her getting butt hurt. It was right in front of my eyes. IOI then IOD right after or vice versa. You can't fuck up!

 

Like:

"You're beautiful. But please do get rid of that dress. Phew!"

 

Exactamundo!

 

maybe i should have more fun with being an asshole? i'm dead serious when i get in asshole mode

 

Then she wins.

 

she wins when i'm having fun? or being serious?

 

I don't date anymore. But the best dates were some of the first ones with my ex. We would spend time talking, we went to play parks and sat on swings, ate, walked in graveyards. Pretty neat stuff until it all turned sour.

 

Serious.

And what you think is seriousness is just resentment.

She knows you want to fuck her anyway.

 

Just add a smile. Smiling surprisingly works wonders. And I said smile, not maniacal laughter.

 

don't ruin our fitzy. .. he's refreshingly normal.

 

The right mixture of blase, aggression, and playfulness breaks down all bitchiness.

All of it.

 

He's normal because he resents women whom he'd like to fuck but act like bitches toward him?

Don't get me wrong. Not fucking fanicky divas could actually be a good idea. Hot or not.

 

I like to say ' thanks for the pizza and all but I really need to get some sleep. will you lock the door on your way out.