The best date you ever went on.

yeah, dave doesn't like bitchy at all.

 

Right. Me either.

I'm usually very rude to fanicky divas.

 

Actually, my favorite date scenario is the instant date. Meet a girl and bounce her. It's challenging though not as challenging as I remembered. The coolest one I've had so far was with this cute Colombian girl. I met her at Crogen's bar, bounced her to Dave's then Mr. Lucky's then Spin then a diner then her apartement. It was super spontaneous(at least in her mind ), we both ended up ditching our friends and kicking it all night. Oh yeah, and I demonstrated ghost riding and car surfing down the strip in her car. Awesome!

 

Well back to the original. It was hot that my wife was gettin a hanny from a stripper and was going to come home with us. It lost it's hotness when she acted like a bitch towards me. I fail to get turned on when being disrespected. Thats why I said i dont know about all that.

 

You shoulda put that punk rock in her place! She was probably just giving you a shit test or was it blatant disrespect?

 

Might I ask what shit did?

 

it was enough to turn me of. like cold water. so it didn't matter. i put her in her place.

 

he was just chit chatting, and she looked at him like a maggot and talked to him like he was a dumbass.

 

Right. There is no other way to deal with bitches.

And you can be VERY rude to someone without causing a scene actually. Takes a little practice.

 

I cant remember now what exactly it was. could have been ever so slight, doesnt matter. It's about respect and like I said, the slightest hint and it's off.

 

i can deal with some bitchiness...but i don't deal with a hot girl who thinks she can get away with being a bitch because she's hot

 

I like shit tests, makes for interesting conversation. Now if it's blatant disrespect that's different. The dueces go up and I do it moving.

 

well, she didn't want money, but i gave her ten dollars and treated her like a cheap hooker.

 

The funny part is, they are soooo easy to offend.

Just call them out on a slightly sagging boobie and they are bruised for life. Poor things.

 

it's true. someone tells me i have saggy boobs and i LAUGH! because i know the next thing out of their mouths if i deny it will be "prove it."

 

It may have been a shit test from what they are describing.

From a stripper, you'd expect it once they are trying to take her home.

Before it was all false IOIs, now that it gets serious you know...she's gonna put him to task.

 

nope. she wanted ME to go home with HER.

 

That's how I took it. Dave, I think she liked you bro she just didn't wanna come off slutty(which I can't understand after giving KC a hand job, hmmm). In any case she ruined the mood, her loss.

 

Stripper are notorious for giving fake IOI's. If you haven't done anything to deserve it yet, it's fake. But you're right once they get past that and start giving real IOI's they get a bit scared, for the most part.

 

Maybe she was straight lesbo.

I don't know. I'm just wondering if Dave coulda pushed some buttons. But he's a pretty spontaneous guy, so I don't think that was the problem.