The Beatles used to beat off together.

Surprised no one's mentioned this yet. Paul McCartney's writing some thing about masturbating with John Lennon.

I dunno...can't say as I'm surprised or shocked or anything. Just one more thing to think about whenever I hear a Beatles song. In fact, I'm not sure I'll ever get past this. I'll probably just think about this every time I hear a Beatles song. Probably every single time I'll be forced to picture John Lennon and Paul McCartney masturbating together.

I imagine it was in a dark, candlelit room, but it was probably on a bright and sunny day amidst some daffodils or something.

 

It’s weird what becomes normal among close groups of people. I was chatting with a coworker a few weeks ago and she casually mentioned that her and her friends would make each other vomit when they overate or drank too much alcohol. She was talking about it as if were perfectly sane and normal thing to do.

 

Were they bulimic or just some quirky thing they did?

 

I don’t know if you could call it a diagnosis of bulimia, but it was some sort of strange behavior. A folie a duex. When I was talking to her about it, she made it seem like I was weird for thinking it was weird!

 

Veronica helps one of the Heathers do that in Heathers.

They're currently making Heathers the musical, so I heard.

 

How's that white wine, classy French lady!

(A little early but it's 5 o'clock somewhere, I don't judge)

 

They made a musical recently about the planes that got diverted to Newfoundland on 9/11

 

I guess you can make a musical about anything

 

I want to write a musical where we find out Vanilla Gorilla is a 50 year old straight religious woman from Arkansas.

 

"Come together right now.... OVER ME."

Who was the pivot man?

 

We Can Jerk It Out.

 

I don't really know, but it's possible that Paul forgot to mention that they were doing acid.

 

I Wanna Hold Your Gland

 

All Together Now.

Baby You're a Bitch-Man.

 

The Continuing Story of Bunghole Bill


Okay, now I'm done.

 

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