The Beatles used to beat off together.

Discussion in 'Music' started by neonspectraltoast, Sep 13, 2018.

  1. neonspectraltoast

    neonspectraltoast Best Member

    Surprised no one's mentioned this yet. Paul McCartney's writing some thing about masturbating with John Lennon.

    I dunno...can't say as I'm surprised or shocked or anything. Just one more thing to think about whenever I hear a Beatles song. In fact, I'm not sure I'll ever get past this. I'll probably just think about this every time I hear a Beatles song. Probably every single time I'll be forced to picture John Lennon and Paul McCartney masturbating together.

    I imagine it was in a dark, candlelit room, but it was probably on a bright and sunny day amidst some daffodils or something.
     
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  2. guerillabedlam

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  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Banned Lifetime Supporter

  4. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe HipForums Supporter

    It’s weird what becomes normal among close groups of people. I was chatting with a coworker a few weeks ago and she casually mentioned that her and her friends would make each other vomit when they overate or drank too much alcohol. She was talking about it as if were perfectly sane and normal thing to do.
     
  5. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|-|=|-|_

    Were they bulimic or just some quirky thing they did?
     
  6. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe HipForums Supporter

    I don’t know if you could call it a diagnosis of bulimia, but it was some sort of strange behavior. A folie a duex. When I was talking to her about it, she made it seem like I was weird for thinking it was weird!
     
  7. Driftrue

    Driftrue still a beach bum... HipForums Supporter

    Veronica helps one of the Heathers do that in Heathers.

    They're currently making Heathers the musical, so I heard.
     
  8. McFuddy

    McFuddy Never quite zen.

    How's that white wine, classy French lady!

    (A little early but it's 5 o'clock somewhere, I don't judge)
     
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  9. They made a musical recently about the planes that got diverted to Newfoundland on 9/11
     
  10. Driftrue

    Driftrue still a beach bum... HipForums Supporter

    I guess you can make a musical about anything
     
  11. McFuddy

    McFuddy Never quite zen.

    I want to write a musical where we find out Vanilla Gorilla is a 50 year old straight religious woman from Arkansas.
     
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  12. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    "Come together right now.... OVER ME."

    Who was the pivot man?
     
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  13. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    We Can Jerk It Out.
     
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  14. McFuddy

    McFuddy Never quite zen.

    :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
     
  15. storch

    storch The compliant

    I don't really know, but it's possible that Paul forgot to mention that they were doing acid.
     
  16. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    I Wanna Hold Your Gland
     
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  17. storch

    storch The compliant

    All Together Now.

    Baby You're a Bitch-Man.
     
  18. Eric!

    Eric! Member

  19. storch

    storch The compliant

    The Continuing Story of Bunghole Bill


    Okay, now I'm done.
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Banned Lifetime Supporter

    maxwells silver hammer
     

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