Surprised no one's mentioned this yet. Paul McCartney's writing some thing about masturbating with John Lennon. I dunno...can't say as I'm surprised or shocked or anything. Just one more thing to think about whenever I hear a Beatles song. In fact, I'm not sure I'll ever get past this. I'll probably just think about this every time I hear a Beatles song. Probably every single time I'll be forced to picture John Lennon and Paul McCartney masturbating together. I imagine it was in a dark, candlelit room, but it was probably on a bright and sunny day amidst some daffodils or something.