The beach is now open

Well, good afternoon! I woke up feeling pretty good this morning, and thought we could use some music; though I'm never sure...

 

You are the DJ. XXX

 

Thank you for all of that information which I wasn't absolutely clear about.
But that has told us without any ambiguity:
If one don't really like it here, possibly because the owner of the forum may be a hypocrite..........

hypocrite
[ hip-uh-krit ]
SEE SYNONYMS FOR hypocrite ON THESAURUS.COM
noun
a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

....... if he is having a shitty day, and those that don't like that can just sod off into the sunset.
At least I know exactly were I am standing now.
On eggshells and shingle and pebbles and jelly fish on the beach.

 

OH STOP!!!!

This is a fun thread.

 

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Nice and peaceful. X

 

Hello all. Monday morning has rolled around again. There is nothing much going on at "the department" so a little time on the beach before I head in.

 

Hi Beautiful Lily. X
Calm down and be happy. X

 

Thanks for this thread.
You are a really lovely friend. X

 

You're welcome Candy. Much appreciated. Reminds me of that song Put A Little Love In Your Heart.

 

Very true Lily, seems my little comments hit a few nerves earlier, didn't mean to spoil the mood of this fun thread. Stay nude and stay happy everyone xxxx

 

Aww Tarzan. Xxx

 

Yes Lily, they are two entirely different things.
Nudity is nudity and porn is porn. (me being an expert on porn like)

One can make Porn quite easily fully clothed by doing oral of course, particularly when the bloke unzips his Willy.
Remember Bill Clinton and Zippergate?
The bloke can have his trousers down by his ankles, and the Woman can have her knickers around hers.
One can be nude for all kinds of reasons, and almost all does not mean having sex.
I could go on, but you get the drift?
Good.
I am just pleased I have had the opportunity to give you guys some sex education.

Cheers.

PS
Does anybody here on the beach fancy a swim?

 

Nothing better than coffee in a lawn chair while watching the waves and seagulls skim the water for small fish. Warm and breezy. I'm sure most of the risky business is done after sunset anyway. Lol.