omg mention the lovely girlf from jamaica and look what happens - never mind get that lovely greek music on and well brush it all out into the main bar!!
OMG I need to move my bar I'm in the wrong location and that looks suspiciously like my lady from Jamaica - d'ya make her ?? - are well that's for later 'dya make 'er 'dya make 'er the bronze from old jamaica the teeth they flashed and I was mashed into a soft potata!!
My love life has certainly been a history of broken dreams. As for alcoholics down a bar, you can't beat this one by Tom Waits:
Hi josh welcome to the bar of empty bottles - now ya know why!! - used to be a great fan of tom waits once but haven't seen him for years - a singer for the common man heh! tell us about one of ya broken dreams if ya don't mind?