The "Ban" Game. =]

I ban you for gambling with the devil using other people's souls.

 

i ban you because your soul now belongs to me. >=]

 

I ban you for test driving cars you cant afford and peeing in the trunks.

 

i ban you for wearing socks under your sandals

 

Hey, that is only to work where I literally put on combat boots.

I ban you for telling your best friend's boyfriend that that she was writing her first name with his last name over and over and over in 8th grade.

 

i ban you for wearing socks over sandals

 

I ban you for suggesting that lawn darts was an appropriate leisure activity for the old folks at your grandparents retirement community.

 

i ban you for using my curling iron inappropriately

 

I ban you for intentionally misleading the FBI in their hunt for D.B. Cooper

 

i ban you because your always here. LoL...

 

I ban you for putting mustard on your curly fries.

 

i ban you for thinking eat curley fries.

 

I ban you for replacing tomato soup for your bathwater on each solstice and equinox.

 

I ban you for refering to soup and bathing in the same post

 

i ban you because you've made a name involving flying food.

LoL....

 

But it doesn't ... google me.

I ban you for being so easily deceived

 

I ban you for donating toes to starving tigers.

 

i ban you because you still havent told me if your a girl or not.

 

I ban you for not doing your homework.

 

huh ?

there was homework.
i ban you for being an ass, and not telling me i had homework.
LoL...