The "Ban" Game. =]

Banned for eating half a melon without using your hands, and for spitting the pips at your Uncle Jimmy.

 

Banned for recycling used dental floss in home made bandages.

 

Wow. How'd you find that out? :S

Anyway: Banned for having 30,000+ posts. Tsk tsk...

 

banned because people who look like ninjas are not allowed here

 

Ban him for abusing his guitar. You're banned for knowing a total of 4 chords.

 

Banned for making foolish assumptions

 

I ban you for making assumptions about possible assumptions.

Also... I know 4 chords. It's called a billion songs. Musical diversity is sad because there really isn't any in this day and age.

 

I ban you for taking the ban game too seriously

 

And I ban you for not taking the ban game too seriously

 

I ban you for implying that anything should be taken seriously.

 

I ban you for not taking the ban game seriously enough.

 

I ban you for implying that anything on the internet should be taken seriously.

 

I ban you for distracting me from my homework

 

banned for being on hip forums instead of studying hard.......

 

Banned for breaking out in uncontrolable fits of laughter every time he reads on hears the word "member"

 

Banned for your distracting avatar

 

Banned for being a flightless bird.

 

Banned for keeping your sig pic too long.

 

banned for telling the truth

 

banned for banning people for telling the truth