The "Ban" Game. =]

I ban you for feeding pigs bacon and pork chops.

 

i ban you for feeding your trees mulch

 

you are banned for innapropriate touching in an elevator with a clown.

 

You are banned for programming a sinclair C5 to act like a giant headless swan.

 

you are banned for not being scottish enough.

 

You are banned for having a name that rhymes with brummie.

 

You are banned for still posting on this thread.

 

You are banned for watching too much Maury Povich

 

You're banned for spreading malicious lies.

 

Banned for being in denial.

 

you are banned for selling narcotics to seven year olds at the playground.

 

You are banned for telling everyone who reads your sig to go fuck themselves and calling them a prostitute!

 

You are banned for banning people illegally!
Peace

 

You are banned for eatting too much pizza

 

You are banned for waking my pet carpet muncher by trying to simulate the Big Bang theory on a old fashioned type writer.

 

You are banned for making me split my sides.

 

banned for liking trigun.

 

You are banned for nashing your teeth while riding your motor-scooter around town and scaring off the young children

 

ouch!

you are banned for giving that old guy a heart attack at the strip joint last night

 

You are banned for your foul language