The "Ban" Game. =]

BANNED......For Frolicking In "Pee" .....Whilst Posting On Hip Forums.....(what a sick little peice of work you are)........



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for using mature age diapers that are made in china from non-organic cotton.

 

Ohhhhh Here We Go Again.........Another Cheap Shot At My "Incontinance Issues"......Well Sunshine...May I Respectfully Suggest......When It comes To The Subject Of My "Bladder Control"..........."DROP IT".....O.K...


Cheers Glen.


BANNED......For Discussing My Personal Medical Problems.......In Front Of Millions Of Readers.....

 

banned for chain smoking oregano and parsley.

 

Banned for roller blading across the flight deck......

 

Banned for throwing nickles into the intake.

 

Say it ain't soooo, not FOD!
Banned for pushin lil baby ducks into the water......

 

Banned for trading in your traditional moroccan garb in for lederhosen when you attended the Oscars this year.

 

Sometimes I Despair Of You Crummy..........Correct Me If I Am Wrong.......Were' Talking About Farmout...Right..?.........Are You Really Asking Us To Form A "Mental Picture" Of Farmout In......."Lederhosen...Or Moroccon Garb."..........Lets Face It......Farmout Couldn't Even Tune In The Oscars On His 35year Old Black And White..T.V If His Life Depended On It...............Let Alone Attend Them....



Cheers Glen.


P.S....I Ask You.....Who In The Entire History Of The "Oscars".....Has Ever Attended Them Wearing A "Tye Dyed T ".......And No Pants...?.......


Ohooooops...Nearly Forgot.....Banned.....For Trying To "Elevate" Farmout..........To "Hollywood Status"......(impossible..agreed.?)

 

Wait a dern minute, doesn't Oscar live just down the road at the ole tarot farm??
And where are my britches??
Yer banned for being insensitive to my countryfied ways.......

 

BANNED.......For Having An Intensely Annoying "Avatar".........Which On Closer Inspection......Appears To Be Not Only Sticking The "Two Fingered Salute"....Up At Me......But Also Comes Fully Equipped With A "Bloody Annoying" Red Butterfly..!!Grrrrrrrrr.......



Yours........Whilst Reaching For His Can Of "high intensity" Insect Spray....(hoping to take out....the two fingers....farmout....and that damn butterfly.....all with the one quick burst)....

Glen.

P.S....If All Of The Above Fails....I May Have To Resort To My Dangerously... Limited... Knowledge...Of "EXPLOSIVES"....

 

Banned for rubbing turnips on his genitals and then preparing them for homeless people.

 

( I thought my avatar was kinda cute)
Banned for being mean and grouchy.......

 

I'll Have You Know.....I Am.....NOT MEAN AND GROUCHY........O.K.....Grrrrrrrr........Just So Happens I'm Experiencing A "Late Midlife Crises"....HAVE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT.?????.......YEAH ...I'M SPEAKIN TO YOU.........!!!!!!!



Sooooooo.....***DOUBLE BAN***......

1)....For Calling Me "Mean And Grouchy".....(***tis merely my testosterone based hormones... ageing less than gracefully***)................(have to admit...i totally love that statement....tis..me..to..a..tee)

2)....For That "BLOODY ANNOYING RED BUTTERFLY"....(here we go again)..


So There.....(that told him)


Cheers Glen.

 

Glen what happened to you when you were a child?

 

Banned for insinuating things about glen.

 

Congrats...........You AreThe Only Person....Other Than Myself....To........"BAN THEMSELVES"........We Are Therefore Clearly Members Of Of A Most Elite Group.........However You Are...

BANNED........Nevertheless..For Not Having More Commonsense ..ThanTo Follow ...A "Most Confused" Fellow Forum Member.......(Me!!)......


Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for responding to this when I should be out ordering pizza.

 

BANNED.....For Not Ordering One For Me...........I'll Have A "Reef And Beef" Please........


Cheers Glen.

P.S.....Don't Panic OverThe Drinks........I'll Bring Lots Of Wine....

 

BANNED...........for being such a Duran Duran wannabee that he used the name Glen twice.