The "Ban" Game. =]

Banned for hating me and everything about me.

 

No He's Not......BANNED..For Using The Words....Crummy....And Cool....In The Same Sentence......SHAME ON YOU.......

Cheers Glen.

 

Hey.....Sorry...Didn't Mean To Drive You To Tears.........If It's Any Consolation To You....There Are Some Little Bits Of You I Don't Hate....




Yours..........Whilst Wishing He Had Given More "Thought" To His Previous Posts.....Before Hitting..Submit..

Glen.

P.S...BANNED..For Being So Sensitive As To Take Anything I Said Seriously...

 

Banned for having three kids out of wedlock, all of them half turtle.

 

BANNED.....For Posting Intimate Details Of My Personal Life On The Internet...



A Very Grumpy..

Glen..

P.S...How Did You Know.......I Bet The Turtle "Grassed" On Me..Yeh..?.

 

Banned for wearing a turtle effect head scarf, and pretending to be a giant leaf.

 

I ban ALL of you for waiting until I'm offline before you get cranked up and have fun. Creeps.

 

You are banned for being OFFLINE whilst everyone else is getting cranked up.

 

BANNED....For Picking On Poor Old.....FlyinBrosButts..?....We All Know...And Accept He's A Bit "Green" Behind The Ears.....But That Doesn't Mean He's A Complete "Cabbage"......



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for help old ladies cross the river by tying them to rabid beavers.

 

BANNED.....For Telling Blantant Untruths About Me........Yes I Do Admit To Stealing Old Ladies Handbags.....And Drowning Them Afterwards..........But It Is Lies..All Lies... To Say I Tie Them To Beavers.........I Steadfastly Deny This Accusation.......The Truth As Told By Me Is.......I Tie Them To Old Car Batteries......I Have Never Ever Tied One To A Beaver.....(not heavy enough...would take too long to sink)......



Yours......In His Usual Compassionate Approach To Humanity...

Glen.

 

Glen makes boys cry.

 

HA.HA.....Move Along People.....Nothing New Here...We All Know.....Glen At Some Point......MAKES EVERYBODY CRY.....
So...BANNED...For Stating The "Bleeding Obvious"...

Glen.

 

BANNED for not following the rules of the game.

 

Banned for being up way too early and being grumpy for lack of caffene and doughnuts.......

 

Banned for your GOOD HUMOR!

 

Banned for driving an ice cream truck around with absolutely NO ice cream in stock.

 

Crummy was in Church on Sunday, the preacher said, HAAH, I ban you, Post no more..

(wow, that came out pretty lame)....

 

You are banned because I jut went into the kitchen to start cooking, only to find my housemate had pipped me at the post and is currently exercising a monopoly over the cooker.

 

Whatever that means... Banned for confusing me with your gibberish.