The "Ban" Game. =]

Just an aside- isn't this just a slight variation of "Make an absurd accusation..." thread?

 

pretty much.
I ban you for pointing that out.

 

I ban you for pointing out the fact that I pointed it out.

 

sniff, you just locked my most successful thread ever...I ban you for doing your job!!!

 

I ban you for bursting your pimples at my auntie.

 

It has come my attention that my attention that you have been trying to organize underground "hippie" parties that people may attend and have good time socializing, and for this, I ban you !!!!!!

 

I ban you for acting like The Fonz.

 

I ban you your font and color.

 

I ban you for not liking my font and color

 

I ban you on suspicion of being a co-conspiritor in the "finger-in-a-bowl-of-Wendy's-chili" scam a few years ago. Let me see your fingers.

 

I ban you for not listing a real gender!!

 

I ban you for not recognizing a "stinger" when you see one.

 

Haha, still doesn't count.

I ban you for not using an avatar.

 

I ban you for not having a 1000 posts.

 

I ban you for banning a hot ass girl.

Unless, of course, You ARE a hot ass girl.

Then, I ban you because TWO are better than one.

 

Babe, that was the funniest thing I have read in my life.

 

I ban you for not listing a street address.

 

You're banned for gratuitous ball jokes at this year's juggling competition.

 

I ban you for trying to genetically adapt tigers to snowy climates.

 

Banned for telephoning the laundromat to ask if their dryers are running and then hanging up because he was laughing to hard to finish the punch line.