The Ban game cont.

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  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Banned for training a group of dogs to play parcheesi
     
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    Banned for filing funny ?squawk reports...

    United cargo jet (with female pilot): "This is my secondary radio. Is my transmission still fuzzy?
    Crummyrummy controller: "I don't know. I've never seen it.".....

    United cargo jet (with female pilot):This will be P-A-R/Survellance approach to
    RUNWAY
    ...... fussssshiss..hiss.

    Crummyrummy controller: United 39, is your runway still fuzzy or shaved... :D
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Banned for blaming global warming on underfed children from Uraguay.
     
  4. GLENGLEN

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    BANNED.....:mad:.....For Settling Down In Life And Happily Adopting The Role Of A Boring Middle-Aged Married Man........:(.........................Whilst You Still Had Many Years Of "Freelance Bonking" Left In You.......[​IMG].......:D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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    Banned for painting your penis to look like a microphone, so you can interview retarded dwarfs at the special olympics.
     
  6. GLENGLEN

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    BANNED...:mad:.....For Making Public......A Great Idea.......Which I Wish I Had Thought Of First....:(...(reaches for body paint..thinking what a fantastic way to finally end the drought which i call my love life)..:(



    Cheers Glen..:(.
     
  7. deleted

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    Banned for burning all your Def Leppard's Pyromania cds in your fireplace to create a romantic mood for the one armed pygmy aboriginal drummer your courting.
     
  8. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    BANNED.......For Saying I Like Def Leopard......:mad:

    However ,The Rest Of Your Post Is Correct.....:eek:



    Cheers Glen.
     
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    Banned for signing a Blind Kangaroos with very little boxing skills into the WBA.
     
  10. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    BANNED...:mad:.....For Demeaning Kangaroos........Whilst being Fully Aware They Posess Far Better Fighting Skills Than All The "Fake Dress Wearing Pansies... And Big Girls Blouses" That Fill The Ranks Of The W.B.A..Put Together.....:eek:



    Cheers Glen.

    P.S..........Tis Maybe A Good Time For Glen To Do His Famous "Dissapearing Act"...And Go Underground For A Few Months.....Agreed..??
     
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    Banned for having private Pool party Inside the Kool Aid mascot.
     
  12. crummyrummy

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    Banned for NOT being an Elvis Impersonator.
     
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    Banned for not flying with Elvis.
    [​IMG]
     
  14. crummyrummy

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    Banned for stuffing his ears with Cheeze WHiz.
     
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    Banned for terrorizing your matches on eharmony with damp paper matches.
     
  16. crummyrummy

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    Banned for forgeting the lyrics to mary had a little lamb and thusly replacing any word the ends in the "o" sound with the word porno.
     
  17. Oneness

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    Banned for making fraudulent posts
     
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    Banned for pluralizing the #1..
     
  19. farmout

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    banned for upchuckin on your new keyboard.....:)
     
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    Banned for using a woodchuck as a keyboard.
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