The Ban game cont.

Banned for deep frying a baby seal in hot oil from the Alaskan Pipeline..

 

Banned for reducing Exxon's financial liability in the Valdez spill
http://www.homernews.com/stories/062508/news_a1_002.shtml

 

Banned For Driving A Rustbucket Deathtrap Held Together By Duct Tape And Bailing Wire That Gets 6 Miles To The Gallon.

 

banned for failing to yield the right of way to an on coming bus full of stoned hippies..

 

Banned for not riding a roller coaster while in Costa Rica rolling on X.

 

Banned for being cute

 

Banned for Speeding in a car thats going nowhere.

 

BANNED........For Not Realising I Was Born CUTE..........Ain't Nuffin I Can Do To Change It...............(sometimes mother nature gets it perfect)......O.K...???...



Modestly Yours..

Glen.

 

Banned for playing :Last posts a Winner game..

 

BANNED........For Not Realising I Was Born CUTE..........Ain't Nuffin I Can Do To Change It...............(sometimes mother nature gets it perfect)......O.K...???...



Modestly Yours..

Glen.

 

Banned for exceeding a lubricants maximum velocity.

 

BANNED........For Not Reading The Clearly Printed Instructions On The Back Of His Tube Of "Personal Lubricant"...........Which Clearly States.........IN ORDER TO COMPLY WITH HEALTH AND SAFETY REGULATIONS.......USERS OF THIS PRODUCT SHOULD NOT ONLY "CHANGE HANDS"........BUT ADD MORE LUBRICANT WHEN EXCEEDING...100 STROKES..........



Cheers Glen...

 

Banned for propositioning offshore oil drilling so you can have your lube..

 

BANNED........For Not Buying Shares In "Offshore" Oil Ventures.........So Glen.......And Many Millions Of Wankers Like Him.........Can Continue ..."Pleasuring Themselves".......



Grrrrr's Glen...

 

Banned for not inventing a engine that runs on bong water.- And alien spluge..

 

banned for making the first bird suit, which enables you to slightly hover several feet above the ground

 

BANNED..........For Posting After The Seriously Obnoxious orison319 .............You Are Now Considered A Health Risk To Your Fellow Posters.......As Such.....You Should Cease To Post Herewith...And Report Immediately To Your Nearest Health Dept For Assesment....



Cheers Glen.

 

banned for falling UP the staircase with a full glass of good drinkin stuff in your left hand, promptly spilling it all.... Such a waste of good drinks....

 

BANNED......For Getting Your Story Totally "Ass About"............The Truth Of The Matter Was...........Glen Tripped On The Top Of The Stairs..(not the bottom)......And Then Proceded To Bounce His Way (on his ass) To The Bottom Without Spilling So Much As One Drop Of The Glass Of Champagne He Was Holding............"True Story"......Happened Many Years Ago At One Of The Best Parties I Have Ever Been To...........The Floor Below Was Packed.....And When Glen Finally Ground To A Halt On The Last Step.......He Was Greeted With A Round Of Cheers And Applause.....


They Were Good Times.......



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for mixing Red Playdoh with Blue Playdoh and splatting it on your sunny face..