The Ban game cont.

Banned for brown eyes

 

Banned for making my brown eyes blue.

 

Banned for knowing lame songs.

 

Banned for Singing in the Rain'forest.

 

banned for being a "hippycrit"

 

Banned For Calling Me 'Crick'

 

Banned for creaking like a old rusty hinge.

 

Banned For Implying That I'm Old And "Rusty."

 

Banned for not understanding the formula to WD40.

 

BANNED.......For Suggesting WD40 Would Do The Job...........Whilst Fully Knowing.....If You Want A Lubricant That Will Stick Like S**t To A Blanket..........Then You Reach For A Tub Of "High Temp Bearing Grease".............Accept No Subsitutes.....



Cheers Glen.

P.S.........I Use It For All My Lubrication Needs........However I Would Have to Admit.......There Are Times When I Think...K.Y.Gell Would Have Done A Better Job.....

 

Banned for having NATO assist you in a game of Battleship, while playing a elderly War Veteran with severe Alzheimer's Disease.

 

BANNED.........For Avoiding The Complex Issue Of "Personal Lubricants".....



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for slipping away into the cover of darkness.

 

BANNED.........For Not Paying Attention To My Post On "Personal Lubricants"..........Had You Have Done So.........Slipping Away Would Have Been Soooooooooo Easy........



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for gettin slick 50 all over the Hip forums web pages....

 

Banned for channelling the spirit of Lon Chaney at the DMV.

 

Banned for working as a valet, and then assuming everyones car is amphibious!!

 

Banned for going clubbing with the elderly and providing them X and shrooms.

 

Banned for clubbing a baby seal with a lead filled snow shoe.

 

Banned For Talking About Clubbing Baby Seals