The Ban game cont.

Banned for not having correct change for the Cap Lock meter maid.

 

banned for using a tater gun and shooting at passing bicyclists...

 

Banned for being the last post winner. Till now!

 

Banned for having two glass eyes

 

Banned for not using the Doppler effect..

 

Banned for wearing a stack of hats regularly

 

Banned for wearing a Mining Lamp and smoking a Pipe pretending to be a Locomotive.

 

Banned For Having An Unnatural Obsession For Squirrels

 

Banned for being a chip MONK with OCD.

 

banned fer flirting with neeked tree hugger....
Can't blame ya tho...

 

Banned for sending gift packages of Fudge to Proctologist.

 

banned fer skinny dippin neeked in the city cement pond.....

 

Banned for loading powder cement into washing machines at the Laundromat.

 

Banned for not watching this

 

Banned for standing, facing the back wall while riding the elevator.

 

banned for using the word FUCK, improperly. (which is very hard to do)

"The lamp fucking won't turn on"

 

Banned for having Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
as your personal ringtone..

 

Banned for constantly text messaging like a teenage girl

 

Banned for posting Ads for McGarbage, two dead animal patties, vomit sauce, shriveled lettuce, old cheese, soggy pickles, rotten onions on a moldy sesame seed bun"

 

banned for making me barf